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Dorian

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me



All you have to do is buy me a Guinness and i'll tell you whatever you want to know.

Shannon knows me well:
"i am dorian, i love myself and others. i am awesome and from the ukraine. some call it ukrainia but thats because they dont know things, like places. Shannon is super effing awesome and i love giving her money..in the amount of five dollars. i used to be called dorkian as a joke because i am way too cool for my own good."

I enjoy stating the obvious, and pretending like people give a crap. I do not enjoy when people start a conversation and have absolutely nothing to say. I enjoy being lame, and ragging on those who are so cool that they're lame. I do not enjoy being wrong. I enjoy sarcasm. I do not enjoy repeating myself. I do not enjoy repeating myself.

My Interests

Beer, metal, video games, funny shit on the internet, and basically just hanging out.
I love dive bars, and high quality beers. Odd combination though. I also hang out at places with cover bands, especially if its Octane or The Benderz playing there.

I'd like to meet:


If you're reading this right now, then probably not you.

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You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
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"The major problem - one of the major problems, for there are several - one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.

"To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem."

- from "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe" by Douglas Adams

Music:

Ok, among my favorites...

Alice In Chains, All That Remains, Apartment 26, As I Lay Dying, Bad Brains, Children Of Bodom, CKY, Clay People, Dethklok, Disturbed, Dragonforce, Evanescence, Faith No More, Fear Factory, Five Finger Death Punch, Guns 'N' Roses, GWAR, Horse the Band, The Human Abstract, In Flames, Killswitch Engage, Lordi, Mastodon, Megadeth, Metallica, Minibosses, Ministry, The Misfits, Monster Magnet, Mudvayne, Nirvana, Octane, The Offspring, Pantera, Rammstein, Refused, Rob Zombie, Silent Civilian, Slayer, Slipknot, Soundgarden, Spineshank, Static-X, Stone Temple Pilots, Stormtroopers of Death, Suicidal Tendencies, System of a Down, Tenacious D, Unearth, Union Underground, White Zombie.

Movies:

Star Wars Trilogy, Lord of the Rings, The Boondock Saints, Office Space, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Mallrats, Clerks, Dogma, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Big Lebowski, Orgazmo, X-Men, Spiderman, Old School, The New Guy, The Girl Next Door, Fight Club, Green Mile, Sin City, South Park, Baseketball, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Donnie Darko, Eurotrip, O' Brother Where Art Thou, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, A History of the World Part I, Spaceballs, Royal Tennenbaums, Van Wilder, Shawshank Redemption, Death to Smoochy, A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Batman Begins, and I know theres a hell of a lot more

Television:

Heroes, Metalocalypse, MXC, South Park, Sealab 2021, 24, The Office, Robot Chicken, The Chappelle Show, The Daily Show, Scrubs, and My Name Is Earl are pretty awesome. So are Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Survivorman, and most Discovery Channel specials. I love some of the old school Nickelodeon shows like Pete & Pete, Salute Your Shorts, Hey Dude, You Can't Do That On Television, Ren & Stimpy, and The Tomorrow People. Plus Beavis & Butthead. Oh, and if you like Greg the Bunny or Sifl and Olly, then I love you.

Books:

The best is Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. All of Chuck Palahniuk's books (Fight Club, Choke, Diary, Invisible Monsters, Haunted, Lullaby, Survivor). The Alphabet of Manliness, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, Motherless Brooklyn, Angels and Demons, The DaVinci Code, Shadows of the Empire, Catch-22, Interview With the Vampire, 1984, Johnny Got his Gun, and all the other books sitting in my parents' house.

Heroes:



My Blog

I hate the radio

Theres lots of things that piss me off about "terrestrial" radio, which finally drove me to subscribe to XM sattelite radio.  One obvious one being that almost all the good and the OK and the alm...
Posted by Dorian on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 06:51:00 PST

1st week of work + ozzfest

So, I started that new job this week.  I'm at mcneil, which is a J&J company.  I'm a chemist on 3rd shift.  That's 11 pm-9 am, mon-thurs.  I've done 3rd shift before, and it is...
Posted by Dorian on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 10:48:00 PST

this made me giggle

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Posted by Dorian on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 01:23:00 PST

I may have decided

    I don't know what it was about tonight.  I was out drinking at reed's, like I do on oh so many weekend nights (so sorry for my eloquence but I did have a bunch of beers). ...
Posted by Dorian on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 11:12:00 PST

Albums of 2005

At the end of every year, my friends and I decide on what albums were our favorites.  Usually we give each other our top 5, but this year was rich with new releases, I had to make it a top 10.&nb...
Posted by Dorian on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 12:55:00 PST

Idiot America

I took this article from a blog posted by "God of Creation" (he's somewhere on my 3rd page of friends).  Enjoy.  I know it's long. From Esquire's November Issue: quote:Greetings from Idi...
Posted by Dorian on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 09:41:00 PST

Current 10 fav songs

Threw together this top 10 to let people know what I listen to all day when i'm at my computer.  Most aren't my fav songs ever, just songs that recently, for some reason, I listen to a hell of a ...
Posted by Dorian on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 03:00:00 PST

10 Favorite Albums

    So this is the first of what I plan on being a series of my ideas of top 10 lists.  Not trying to be humorous per se, just throwing my opinion out there for the masses to chew ...
Posted by Dorian on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 10:35:00 PST

octogafest!

A party of epic proportions!  Somehow Kelly knew how totally awesome it would be, so we were kicked out once the keg got there!  How many people can say that? We moved it to my place, by my ...
Posted by Dorian on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 10:38:00 PST

sangwich

I had a bad tuna sangwich today.  And I made it too.  How depressing.  Chicken of the Sea sucks! My Name is Earl is hilarious, and The Office is too.  NBC did something right besi...
Posted by Dorian on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 09:27:00 PST