The most horrible sound man ever invented. |
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Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 01:34:00 GMT |
Of those who know me all to well... |
Legally Nifty: pen 15.TheSalamanizer: whereLegally Nifty: all i know is pen 15. lol, i didn't know you should say anything but "awww dude. i already know it says penis. god."TheSalamanizer: I thought ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:40:00 GMT |
Stacey Watrobski in "Epicurean Cum Stain: A Tale of Burning Desire" |
My mouth waters. I begin to sweat. The scent surrounds me and begins to intoxicate me before it even hits my mouth. And then its there: the most orgasmic piece of cheese I have ever laid my eyes on. O...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:09:00 GMT |
"Get me the ginsu". |
If I randomly die somehow, I want everyone to know what I want done with my ashes. This is what I want done. Seriously. I couldn't think of a more fucking annoyingly bad-ass way for my family to have ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 12:02:00 GMT |
The Big Book Of Lesbian Horse Stories |
Have you ever wanted something so bad, you can taste it, even if tasting it might result in a felony? I have. As a matter of fact, there are a few things I might give a limb for, or just my pretend ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 23:46:00 GMT |
Have you ever wondered if Unicorn poo has magical powers if ingested? |
I'm finally feeling a bit more normal after nursing a wicked hangover from Saturday night. This has lead me to write about a couple things that have been pissing me off lately that I keep forgetting t...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 08:56:00 GMT |
If I die on SPORE one more time I am eatting pop rocks and drinking a two-liter. |
You know, its really un-fucking-believable what has gone on this past week in politics. We made a huge stride as Americans; we elected a black president. Chocolate power. We put so much god damn faith...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 08:41:00 GMT |
Does your ass resemble a pile of damp towels? |
This morning two of my favorite people, Regis and Kelly, quoted a great article on timesonline.com. I ended up finding the article and thought I would post the most important part of it. Steps t...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 06:43:00 GMT |
It reeks of timid cold and withering leaves outside. |
So I was supposed to go to this Driving Safety class for my DUI, but I called out due to headache and lack of sleep. No drinking involved. Just my body hating on me. While I have been lying on the fut...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 06:25:00 GMT |
Look at that atom. What an asshole. |
So today, unlike any other day, I go and read nerdy shit that sends me on nery tyraids of nerdum until I nerdgasm nerd-goo all over my nerdy computer. Today I stumbled upon a link from an article I wa...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 11:10:00 GMT |
