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Steve

About Me

About Me? I love and hate this section, it is often overlooked. There are three types of people when it comes to reading this section; 1) those who read it when necessary (old friends, family, ect.) ; 2) those who REALLY read it (stalkers); and 3) those who just don’t read anything and look at the pictures (old men who are looking for whacking material), which are you?



My Interests

Writing, Music, Film, Friends, and just enjoying life as best as I know how. Hanging out with the ones who I care about. Just about anything as long as its fun

I'd like to meet:

The person who nicked the wheel well of my car with their car door and dented it. I need to get that fixed so if you could just step forward and admit it was you, I PROMISE I won’t kill you or anything, I’ll gladly accept payment in forms of cash, money order, check, or my paypal account. Speaking of paypal, I always accept donations for the Steve Cause. I would also like to meet anyone who knows the culprit that dented my car wheel well, you won’t be held accountable for anything accept pointing out the criminal and his location so I can pay him/she a visit. You maybe thinking - how are you so sure you didn’t dent it yourself? - Well to answer that question I will call upon voice of Zurry, you all know Zurry, it’s that voice in your head that tells you, that you are stupid for asking such a question. For those still in doubt, I would not take all this time typing this myspace non-graphic equivalent of a WANTED add if in fact I was not serious!


Also I’d like to meet anyone who can lend me a hand in building a spaceship the no defunct plant Pluto. I love Pluto, but then again who doesn’t? Come to think of it, we’d be dead by the time we arrived at out orange dog named friend. Perhaps we could figure out a way to freeze ourselves for exact amount of time needed to go to Pluto.


I would also like to meet someone who is an expert at cryogenic freezing. This person will be working hand in hand with my Pluto spacecraft acquaintance, we must race Pluto! Well if I can’t meet someone who knows anything about the freezing then I guess I’ll just as graciously take a trip to Mars since I wouldn’t need to be frozen to go there.


In conclusion I’d like to meet people that are fun, friendly and entertaining.



Music:

Metallica, Ozzy, Marilyn Manson, Eminem, Korn, Kid Rock, System of a Down, Mudvayne, Audioslave, Incubus, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Soundgarden, Bloodsimple, Creed, 3 Doors Down, Nickleback, STP, Korn, HIM, CKY, Zeppelin, Eagles, Pink Floyd, Tom Petty, Aerosmith, ACDC, Disturbed, Incubus, Billy Joel, Black Sabbath, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Offspring, Powerman 5000, Soil, Lynyrd Skynyrd, CCR, Spineshank, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Megadeth, Machine Head, Three Days Grace, Silvetide, Silvechair, Shinedown, Billy Idol..

Movies:

Some of my personal favorites are: Fight Club, Se7en, It, The Shinning, The Exorcist, Dogma, The Shawshank Redemption, Big Fish, Kill Bill, Forrest Gump, Batman, As Good as It Gets, Full Metal Jacket, Clockwork Orange, Donnie Darko, Butterfly Effect, What Dreams May Come, Stand By Me, People Vs Larry Flint, Old School, Being John Malkovich, Any Given Sunday, Signs, The Sixth Sense

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Lost, Entourage, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos, American Dad

Books:

Salems Lot and The Shining by Stephen King, Choke by Chuck Palahniuk, Frankenstein By Mary Shelly

My Blog

Insane

             I am sick of everyone fucking talking about the Virginia Tech horseshit, for fucks sake just drop it already.  Yeah I know I am ...
Posted by Steve on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 07:11:00 PST

Malley the Hippie + Cheese Cake + Alcohol = Malley

Part 1              "Shotgun" Kenny and Steve yelled simultaneously as the time expired.  They were playing the board game Cranium, and doing...
Posted by Steve on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:17:00 PST

Florida

Looks like I am moving either May 16th or 17th, should be fun.
Posted by Steve on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:30:00 PST

Untitled, Unfinish

Introduction1      For as long as Vince Guss could remember, he and his friends would take a yearly weekly trip to his parent's mountain house during winter break from sc...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 06:29:00 PST

Dark Evening

Bens life was like any suburban middle class boys life, had the normal things he needed, but never the extravagant he desired.  No expensive clothes, no bling-bling, just your average run of ...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 10:23:00 PST

Horse Project

For as long as I can remember, my sister wanted a horse.  Ive always asked her about her infatuation with the horse, but she never told me.  She has never seen a horse in person, only in bo...
Posted by Steve on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 12:46:00 PST

Chimp with an Addiction

Article from Yahoo News   BEIJING (Reuters) - A chimpanzee in a northwest China zoo has quit smoking after 16 years with the help of her keepers, official media reported.     The staff...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 10:48:00 PST

Bank trip this afternoon

So this afternoon my office sent me to the bank, which is nothing out of the ordinary, they send me a few times a week.  I go in, everything is normal, stand in line and wait to be called to the ...
Posted by Steve on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 12:57:00 PST

Short story started....

If I said to you the grass is green, you would tend to agree, if I said to you the sky was blue, youd probably concur, and if I told you I was an alcoholic because of the mute leprechauns living with...
Posted by Steve on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 10:20:00 PST

Which?

Your walking down the street one day, turn the corner and right there in front of you is a giant edible hotdog standing next to a giant edible hamburger, both have arms and legs, and are holding newsp...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST