Vaseline Duck - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm the lead singer and guitarist for the most popular band of all time, Fruity Juice Megaman. Our hit songs include "My Name is Choi", "Matt's Dad", "Maryanne", and of course, "Fellatio Franklin". KY Jelly Frog is on drums, and Duck That Goes Boing was our base lpayer (RIP my dear).

I get high all day and I eat only Vaseline. Sweet sweet Vaseline.

I'm also an aspiring actor. Some pictures from my portfolio are on here.

My Interests

Booze, weed, and Vaseline

I'd like to meet:

"My name is Fellatio Franklin
I suck cock for money and I
I suck cock because it's Monday
I suck cock because it's fun"

- "Fellatio Franklin"
Number 1 on the charts for 13 straight weeks in 1999

Music:

The only band worth knowing is Fruity Juice Megaman. Though we were inspired by such bands as AC/DC, Green Jelly, and Metallica.

Heroes:

The Duck That Goes Boing. She was my one true love. She survived getting her neck blown off in Vietnam, and still persevered and ended up in my band, depite her disablity. Her memory lives on.