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Cashiers du Cinemart

I *Am* The Picture of Dorian Gray

About Me

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The latest issue of Cashiers du Cinemart is now available. It's been almost three years since the last one. My bad. This 80-page issue includes feature stories on David Goodis, James Ellroy, and Superman. There's also a buttload of reviews and interviews (including Taylor Negron and Todd Rohal).

    Full list of CdC #15 articles First review of the new issue Nice write-up of CdC overall CdC #14 is now fully online Stay up-to-date Order online

My Interests

Writing, film, literature, marketing, web technology, porn.

I'd like to meet:

Sergei Eisenstein, Timothy Carey, Carl Sagan, Charles Willeford, Howard Hawks, Peter Watkins, Lee Marvin, R. Lee Ermey, Sam Raimi, Peter Jackson, Orson Welles, Trey Parker, Richard Brautigan, Philip K. Dick, Richard Brautigan, John Paizs, David Goodis, Sam Raimi, James K. Polk, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Toshiro Mifune, Joey Ramone, Lux Interior, Chuck Palahniuk...

Music:

The latest CDs to grace my player:YTMND Compilation, Violent Femmes, Bad Brains, KISS, Black Belt Jones (Soundtrack), The Pixies, Dean Gray, Bauhaus, Pat Benetar, Benny Benassi, Public Enemy, Public Image LTD, Evita (Sndtrk), The Cramps, Bootsey X & the Lovemasters, Meat Loaf, Kleptones, Pop Will Eat Itself, Teenage Death Songs, Assault on Precinct 13 Soundtrack

Movies:

Black Shampoo, Reservoir Dogs, Who Do You Think You're Fooling?, El Topo, Freaked, American Astronaut, Glengarry Glen Ross, The Big Crimewave, Forbidden Zone, The Mack, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, High & Low, Yojimbo, Lone Wolf & Cub, Sin City, El Mariachi, Clambake, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Battle Royale, Punishment Park, Series 7, Evil Dead 2, Raising Arizona, Hackers, Star Wars, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jaws, Branded to Kill, Night of the Comet, Miracle Mile, The Quiet Earth, Shaun of the Dead, Wild Zero

Television:

Heroes, Survivor, America's Next Top Model, Project Runway, Deadwood, Kolchak: The Night Stalker (old version), Columbo, Rollergirls, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Miami Ink, What Not To Wear (If only I could take Stacy and Clinton's advice...)

Books:

Best Books I've Read Recently: Penultimate Truth, Clans of the Alphane Moon, Crying of Lot 49 (again), Prisoner of X, Foul Play!: The Story of EC Comics, BPRD: Universal Machine, Y: The Last Man, Black Friday

Heroes:

Hogan. Micronauts, ROM, Man-Thing, Swamp Thing, Spiderman, Batman (Frank Miller version)

My Blog

Cashiers du Cinemart: The Book?

Tonight I met with long-time CdC contributor Mike Thompson and cinephile/proofreader extraordinare Lori Higgins to discuss possibilities of a book version of Cashiers du Cinemart which would collect t...
Posted by Cashiers du Cinemart on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:38:00 PST

Big Ole Update

Branching OutWith the demise of the print version of Cashiers du Cinemart, I’ve been attempting to branch out a bit.  To that end, it looks like I’ll be working with Detroit’s M...
Posted by Cashiers du Cinemart on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:37:00 PST

Nothing from Nothing leaves Nothing

Is there such a thing as a "Best of" Cashiers du Cinemart?  I mean, the ’zine has been labeled as a "mediocre fan publication" so I wonder when people suggest that I wrap up things with a "...
Posted by Cashiers du Cinemart on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 07:32:00 PST

Throwing in the Towel

Last week I came to a decision as I was driving home from my local Credit Union where I had taken out a loan to pay off my credit cart debt. I just can’t do it anymore. I am a fiscal dunderhea...
Posted by Cashiers du Cinemart on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:20:00 PST

Kind Words and Coronets

The latest issue of Shock Cinema (my favorite movie magazine) features a very positive review of Cashiers du Cinemart 15.  Issues of Shock Cinema are available via their website and also at Atomi...
Posted by Cashiers du Cinemart on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 10:29:00 PST

There’s a Killer on the Road

I'm gathering yet another list...  This time it's "Killer Car Movies".  Here's what I've come up with so far:KilldozerChristineThe CarThe HearseMaximum OverdriveTrucksWheels of TerrorBlack C...
Posted by Cashiers du Cinemart on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:43:00 PST

Ends and Odds

I  geeked out and created an RSS feed of my reviews for Detour Mag.  The feed address is http://impossiblefunky.com/detour.xml.  If you use Google Reader, you can subscribe via think li...
Posted by Cashiers du Cinemart on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:20:00 PST

One Crazy Night

What are some films that take place over "one crazy night"?MIRACLE MILEAFTER HOURSCLOVERFIELDAMERICAN GRAFFITIDAZED & CONFUSED
Posted by Cashiers du Cinemart on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 08:17:00 PST

A Blue, Blue Harvest With You

Okay, folks, I'm thinking about doing an article on the knock-offs of STAR WARS that followed in the wake of the first film's 1977 release.  Here's what I've come up with so far:Star CrashGalaxin...
Posted by Cashiers du Cinemart on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 06:14:00 PST

Simian Espionage

I think I'm getting the feel for Detour:  Die Laughing
Posted by Cashiers du Cinemart on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:21:00 PST