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b[a]y hears explosions

you're a rock/n/roll suicide

About Me

i make music and enjoy conversation...

never trust a heart that's so bent it can't break
-- bright eyes
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Name: Bay, but my friends call me "The Invincible Iron Man"
Birthday: the greatest day of the year
Birthplace: Milwaukee, WI - yes, I've seen "Wayne's World"
Any Siblings: i'm a middle child
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: was black, now is a weird brown/red/black hybrid with gross blonde roots
Height: 6'1"
Religion: i'm a Bowie-ist
Your Favorite Song: still "Under Pressure"
What do you Look For: emergency exits, possible places snipers could be positioned to take me out , ways to save 15% or more on my car insurance... oh, and drink specials
Your Fears: hospitals, mediocrity
Goal You gooooooooaaaaaaalllllllll [i'm not funny today]
Your Most Overused Phrase On Instant Messenger: "Bay! stop being so unbelievably hilarious! whiskey just poured out of my nose and all over my shiny, overpriced Mac!"
Your Worst Qualities: it's hard for me to mask a dislike of someone, and... umm... i have no ass
Your Bedtime: who has time for bed?
Your Longest Relationship: Luc and I have been friends since we were 5 - does that count?
Pepsi or Coke: 3/4 diet coke, 1/4 dr. pepper. it's delicious!!!!
McDonalds or Burger King: whichever will make me fatter more quickly
Flip Flops or Sneakers: boys should never expose their feet
Do you Swear:
Do you Shower Daily: sure
If you could have a Super Power, what would it be: the ability to freeze time. if i ever needed to know how to do something i could freeze time, break into the library and learn how to, say, dismantle a bomb, then un-freeze time and be a big goddamn hero. or when someone says something mean to mea, i could freeze time, think of the best possible comeback, but then just tell them to f*ck off anyway
Do you want to have Kids: mow my lawn?
Do you Believe in Ghosts: um, of COURSE!
Do you think you do i think i'm too nice? definitely
Are you a Health Freak: i'm actually running a science experiment to see how long i can subsist on a steady diet of whiskey and ice-cream
Do you get along with your Parents: we like the same desserts!
Do you Appreciate Your life: more and more each day
In the past year have you Drank Alcohol: fo sho
In the past year have you Smoked or Done Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: shockingly, yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: shockingly, yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: in one sitting?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i refuse to eat sushi until they make an ice-cream roll glazed in canadian whiskey [see: 'health freak' question above]
Ever been called a Tease: i have a T-shirt that says "TEASE" in puffy glow-in-the-dark letters... what do YOU think?!
Ever Given in to Peer Pressure: only when it's made me cooler
How do you want to Die: NEVER SAY DIE! [sorry, inside joke] - i just can't come up with anything better than "in a blaze of glory, like jon bon jovi"
In a Guy/..
Favorite Eye Color: yellow
Favorite Hair Color: purple
Short or Long Hair: wigs. lots and lots of glorious wigs
Height: tall
Weight: less than i
Clothing Style: paper or plastic
Number of things You Regret: filling out this same pointless survey again and having no one notice :(
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My Interests

music, film, art, travel, alcohol, girls that like me, grand marnier, ProTools, captain and diet coke, MGB, VSOP brandy, girls that hate me, Crown Royal on the rocks, my cat molly ..

I'd like to meet:

people who aren't lame... especially david bowie...

Music:

DAVID BOWIE, QUEEN, BRIGHT EYES, BLOC PARTY, Alkaline Trio, LILY HOLBROOK, brand new, placebo, the killers, my chemical romance, eels, ben lee, bjork, robbie williams, sparklehorse, kay hanley, remy zero, poison, smashing pumpkins, justin timberlake, PANIC! At the Disco, iron maiden, radiohead [pre-2000], interpol, 3eb, the postal service, and Marla Sokoloff!!!

Movies:

labyrinth, dream for an insomniac, barcelona, fight club, LOTR, buffalo 66, so i married an axe murderer, a nightmare on elm street, godfather, office space, the crow, indiana jones and shit

Television:

i kinda gave up on television this year... all i'm going to watch is LOST and 24 [because both are exciting!] and the Colbert Report [cuz it's hilarious!]

but i enjoy a lot of shows on DVD such as: the Shield, Battlestar Galactica, nip/tuck, Arrested Development, Deadwood, Carnivale, the Office [UK version, natch], and old favourites like Buffy :)

Books:

HOW TO KILL A ROCK STAR, GEEK LOVE, a prayer for owen meany, PREACHER, 100 bullets, stray bullets, savage dragon, HELLBOY, Ex-Machina, Y: the last man, sin city

Heroes:

David Bowie, Robbie Williams, Rene Magritte

My Blog

two thousand and seven....

hey everyone!i've been pretty out of commission the last week or so - visiting the family, celebrating every holiday i could get my hands on, etc...now, i'm not one for new year's resolutions - i thin...
Posted by b[a]y on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:00:00 PST

my weekend in pictures...

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Posted by b[a]y on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:50:00 PST

sometimes i say weird shit at parties...

i went to a couple of parties this weekend where i didn't know many people, and i have this weird compulsion to say bizarre things to people i don't know [and assume i'll probably never see again] i ...
Posted by b[a]y on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:19:00 PST

sometimes [ok a *lot* of times] i get mildly obsessed....

... with a song right now it's "Jesus Christ" off of the new BRAND NEW record i don't know if many of you have heard it, but it's a really great song. the kind i can listen to on repeat for an hour....
Posted by b[a]y on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:18:00 PST

remember that time.....

... we went to Six Flags Great America, and you liked that cotton candy girl? you wanted to go up to her and sing "you've lost that lovin' feeling" just like in Top Gun? you tapped her on the shoulder...
Posted by b[a]y on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:17:00 PST

i have *no* idea why.....

.... when someone compliments something i'm wearing, i'm COMPELLED to tell them where i got it and how much i paid for it, but *not* the way that most people would... i always say things like "yeah, ...
Posted by b[a]y on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:16:00 PST

I've made a conscious decision...

... to quit being a sad-sack gloomy gus. I'm not sure who this person is who returned from Phoenix, but it's not me. ... and i want to apologize to everyone for all of my nonsense the past couple of ...
Posted by b[a]y on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 12:55:00 PST

my new life in PHOENIX, AZ !!!!!

my new live in PHOENIX, AZ !!!!! so, this is the first blog i've ever written that wasn't just some stupid picture or video i did, or random song lyrics... i *actually* have something to say! i hav...
Posted by b[a]y on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 01:51:00 PST

watch my VIDEO - and other assorted nonsense....

    so, i'm supposed to be in phoenix right now in rehearsals for the movie, but i got sick and i need to spend a few extra days in LA :(don't worry, i'll live.if you want to cheer me u...
Posted by b[a]y on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:48:00 PST

what the hell i've been up to!

hey everyonei know i've not been a good myspace friend, but there are good reasons!just thought i'd catch you up on a few things, cuz everyone's always asking where i've been lolfirst of all, we just ...
Posted by b[a]y on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 02:14:00 PST