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lewq

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I had a lovely life in rural Milwaukee entertaining the elderly with my world renown fish juggling extravaganza. Then, as often happens to the unbelievably fortunate, tragedy struck. Observer to horrible evnets, I had to enter the witness relocation program. I was forced to leave my wonderfully enriching life and enter the seedy world of entertainment. Under government supervision, I was relocated to Los Angeles, where I am to live out my days as a lowly sreenwriter. I also like yatzee.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Start with a cup of Wes Anderson, add equal portions of M. Night Shymalan and Kevin Smith. A teaspoon of Steven Soderbergh with a dash of George Clooney and a ramakin of Charlie Kaufman. Garnish with Bruce Lee. Does this person exsist? Am I this person? Do you care? The answer to all these questions is "on" spelled backwards.

My Blog

Man-up you bitches!

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Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:02:00 GMT

After 26 years I was starting to lose hope...

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Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:19:00 GMT

Validation

Hello there, my blog readers.  Just wanna do a little quick bragging.  I won a screenwriting contest and if you go to screenplayshootout.com you can see my name.  Click on "Past winners...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:20:00 GMT

Why?

What does it all mean and why do we even try?  Why do we spend so much time with someone just to see them walk right out of our lives and our hearts?  We spend so much time making all these ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:30:00 GMT

Little Stars are still Stars

Since I have been living in Los Angeles, one of the aspects of this town that I can't help but feeling is kind of neat, is when I see someone that I have seen either on my television, or on the big sc...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:00:00 GMT

2 hour Abs!!!

Sometimes when you go to the theater you have expectations.  Actually, I would say that every time you go you have expectations.  Most of the time those expectations are pretty lofty, otherw...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:58:00 GMT

What's your sign?

I have this friend and he is a good friend.  Buying me things does not make someone a good friend, but it certainly doesn't hurt.  My good friend bought me a subscription to Creative Screenw...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 17:35:00 GMT

Kids used to call me "four-eyes." I hope they all got hit by buses

As I sit here watching the credits of the art house docu-drama Four Eyed Monsters, I feel I have a better understanding of the difficulty of filmmaking.  The literal heart and soul of a film is o...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 23:15:00 GMT

If the reality is that it sucks, who gives a fuck about the Illusion?

Let's just start by saying that last week was not a "red letter" week for movies for me.  I had just finished watching Half Nelson, riveted by Ryan Gossling's performance and the overall film (se...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 18:41:00 GMT

I prefer Hubba Bubba to Bubble-liscious

You can pop a lot of trouble with the pop-a-matic bubble.  But, funny enough, you can't get into any trouble watching Steven Soderbergh's Bubble.  At least nothing the cops are going to deal...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 17:59:00 GMT