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BluntForceTrauma

Thanks for driving me home when i said that i would drive, because i got stoned at a gay bar...

About Me

Addressing Mike, Dr. Phil says, "You describe yourself like 20 times in your pre-interview as being more cerebral.""I would say I think before I speak in most cases," Mike replies.Dr. Phil takes him to task. "So before you call her 'F-ing stupid,' and 'dumbass,' and 'an F-ing joke,' and 'like talking to an F-ing wall,' and 'a lazy, schizo, psycho, insane bitch,' you've weighed all that cerebrally?" he asks with irony.
This is Sophie Darr. She is currently fighting brain cancer. She is Jeff's, from A/B, daughter. Click the image to read more about it, or give a little support.

My Interests

CalicoDrag queens, cheetos, old jeans, expensive make up, 70's comedy movies, cucumber sushi, lemurs, blues bars, Egyptian and Greek mythology, ballet, Cops, rhinestones, Dog The Bounty Hunter, useless trivia, and lurning to spel gudder then i due now... I am 70% Evil Genius.
.. Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings. Take the
Evil Genius Test
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I'd like to meet:

smurfs, Jesus, and anyone involved in the making of Mythbusters...

Music:

Yes Please:) The theme song from COPS... that is about it. At the moment, The Longpigs and Missy Higgins... i go on music binges..."I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have plenty of music. It seems to infuse strength into my limbs and ideas into my brain. Life seems to go on without effort, when I am filled with music."
George Eliot (1819 - 1880)

Movies:

High Anxiety... best movie of all time, a close second in The Return of the Pink Panther, and coming in third Young Frankenstien. I would pass out if i met Mel Brooks is the moral of that story,..... also what about bob, labrythith, jaws (all of them... yes, all of them) , Tombstone, Killer Clowns From Outer Space, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, Fargo, Clerks (everything Kevin Smith), interview with the vampire, Ghostbusters , and Donnie Darko.

Television:

INTERVENTION rules house:) jeff corwinn , cold case files, and murder she wrote! Any bad after school special I happen to appear in! Can you tell I dont watch much TV?

Books:

My favorite past time. Anything. I mean anything. Sci Fi, Drama, I've even been known to read a self help here and there! I love Anne Rice And Nick Hornsby. I just came across an old copy of "how to make friends and influence people" from the 70s, and its a highly comic read. I recommend it. Best book of the year? "America" by Jon Stewart. Oh oh, and you gotta read "Running With scissors" by Augustine Burroughs. Oh ya, and if you think your above reading a Harry Potter book then your not in touch with your childhood and have no imagination. I am 10% Idiot.
.. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the
Idiot Test
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Heroes:

Ray LaMontagne, Dr. Phil and his "tough love", carter burwell, and BANKSY. The man is a lord...
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My Blog

New Tattoo. New Attitude.

Ok& well maybe not NEW. But when you have a tattoo on your body that is in a language you neither read nor speak, (Japanese in my case), and said tattoo turns out to mean something OTHER than the tat...
Posted by BluntForceTrauma on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:26:00 PST

best Break up letter EVER

best break up letter ever. i dont know who "brad" is, but he is my new hero. enjoy...Brad,It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let...
Posted by BluntForceTrauma on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:20:00 PST

Halloween

Hello all!!! So ive decided that i am WAY too big of a star to appear in Halloween...so i had them pull my scenes...Just Kidding. :)Found out today that my scene was cut from Rob Zombies Halloween. Im...
Posted by BluntForceTrauma on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 10:45:00 PST

Never Say Die...(t)

I knew one sweet day i would rise to the "video vixen" status that i knew i could achieve:) Go to the band "The 69 Eyes" myspace page and watch their new video "Never Say Die!" You might...just might ...
Posted by BluntForceTrauma on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:41:00 PST

HOORAY FOR ROLLING!

THANK you so much everyone! Because of your help, ROLLING won!!! Below is a note from the director. You guys are really great. Thank you:)(Fifteen minutes before my 30th birthday it was announced that...
Posted by BluntForceTrauma on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:37:00 PST

"Rolling" in San Fransisco :)

Hey guys! As you know, i do not do this often... but this is SO SO SO important to me. I did a GREAT film called "Rolling" about a year ago. Its getting amazing attention at The San Fransisco Film Fes...
Posted by BluntForceTrauma on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:42:00 PST

One Of My Heros

Say what you will about Steve Irwin, he was a hero. He was a pop culture icon, and had more balls than everyone in my "extended network" combined. When I thought of crazy, i thought of him. When I tho...
Posted by BluntForceTrauma on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 02:45:00 PST

Bah hah...

I have kept a quote book for 9 years now. And I just HAD to share some of the gems that I found today while browsing thru it. Needless to say, many of them couldnt be included because they were incrim...
Posted by BluntForceTrauma on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 05:36:00 PST

Sappy Moments

This really touched me for some reason. I was reading it in the tub, and it actually brought a tear to my eye. Its a paragraph from Ray Bradbury's novel, "Farenheit 451" "Everyone must leave someth...
Posted by BluntForceTrauma on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lesson for ladies

I thought this was pretty funn....hahaha BAND GIRLFRIENDS GUIDE TO KEEPING YOUR MAN (by those who know) -Don't try to be the "manager", do not get involved with band business, that is for t...
Posted by BluntForceTrauma on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST