I'm just a humble mollusk who snorts when he laughs, but I'm the most loyal friend you'll find!
In the spring of 2008, I star in my own children's picture book, How to Laugh Like a Nerd, where I try to trade my snort-laugh in for a more normal sounding one.
Come on over to LobsterDude.net , and meet Lobster Dude, Clammy Hans, Callie Mari and the rest of my buddies.
The writer of my upcoming book is a member of SCBWI, and the famous Verla Kay blue boards, two of the best writers' groups in cyberspace.