Rick The Midget - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hey, it's me, Rick The Midget! The ONE-AND-ONLY RICK THE MIDGET, thank you! I pride myself on being the upbeat, happy alternative to Eric The Midget/Actor/Idol Expert. I'm thankful for everything I've got. I don't complain. I readily admit to pissing the bed. I actually jerk-off while watching porn (as opposed to rubbing off on my mattress before I go to bed). I hate Jay Leno. I would never dream of calling Howard "Big Nose" (if anything, I'd call him "Perfect Nose"). I think Artie is just "big boned", as opposed to being a full-fledged "fat ass". I respect the opinions of everyone I meet. I have a long standing friendship w/ a former mobster named Ronnie Fratto. I know the Oakland A's suck. And I want to be friends with everyone...that INCLUDES YOU!!! Thanks for visiting myspace...BYE FOR NOW!

My Interests

being nice, being thankful, making friends, putting my best foot (or wheel) forward, trying to meet famous people (and subsequently making them uncomfortable when I ask them to bend over to take a picture with me), country music, bad TV shows, bed-humping, PJ pants, and stuff like that.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone associated w/ "The Howard Stern Show" on SIRIUS Satellite Radio, Jay Leno (to put my size 2 foot in his ass), Mohammed (my Lord and Savior), Any Porn stars who have such big tits they have to special order their bras and clothes, Rickey Henderson, Ryan Seacrest, Joseph Mengele, Cory Haim, Corey Feldman, and any woman who could look at me naked w/out laughing really, really hard.

Music:

I only like good music, AKA Carrie Underwood, Diana Degarmo, Josh Gracin, Clay Aiken, Kelly Clarkson, Catharine McPhee, Chris Daughtry, Justin Guarini, and any other white people who've been on "American Idol".

Movies:

"Private Parts", "The Triumph Of The Will", "Simon Birch", "American History X", "Boyz N' Tha Hood", "The Wizard Of Oz" (for my people), "Leprechaun", parts 1-4, "Child's Play 2", and any pornos that feature girls with titties bigger than my whole body.

Television:

Howard TV, American Idol, Mindfreak With Criss Angel, Hogan Knows Best, Heroes, American Dreams, any shows about Hitler on the History Channel, Late Show W/ David Letterman, Norm, Mad TV (first season only), and B.E.T.

Books:

"The Art Of Being A Bad-Ass Midget", by myself, "Miss America", by Howard Stern, "Quivers: A Life", author unknown, any books dedicated to bashing Jay Leno, "Mein Kampf", by A. Hitler, "The Koran", by God, and, of course, "The Mutha' Fuckin' Da Vinci Code", by Leonardo Da Vinci.

Heroes:

Howard Stern, Simon Cowell, Brandy Taylor, Miss Black Howard Stern, Brooke Hogan, High Pitch Mike, John The Stutterer, Diana Degarmo, Jesus Twin #2, Catharine McPhee, and any other midgets who know how to git crunk!