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About Me

Hello, hottyies- My name is Chester "Max Stud" Hollingsworth III.*******************************I was bron an raise in the Phoenix Zoo cause my Ma an Pa worked theere. I lived with the monkeys most of the time and learned how too swung from tree brance to tree brance by the time I was 18 months old.**************************************We didn't haved a bunch of money when i growed up so I would eat turtle food an dirt. Turtle food aint half bad if youse mixes it with goats milk, which I stole from the goats while they slept! Dirt aint too good but it has lots of protein in it...if you get it from the Lions cage.********************As you can see frum my pictures of me an such, I's pretty handume and in tremendous physical shape. I can bench pressed 82 pounds. For money,I's collect pete moss and wild frogs for money for cigerettes and Pabst Blue Ribbon beers.******************************I smokes 8 packs of non-filter cigetetts per day an drink a gallon of Boons-Farm per day.*********************************************A litlle moore about me: as I said, I'm supper hot (pictures don't lie- see for yur self)...some girls think I smell funny but I dunt think thats true. I use old spice for after when I shave but it burns my legs and chest sometimes.************************************************** I's pretty smart an inteligunt an all (most smartest in my famuly) I earneded my GED back in 1989 from the a/c and automotive mechanical night/detention center school for troubled boys and girls of Phoenix, Arizona.****************************************My major studys includeded: Tire Inflation 234, Auto Detailing 301, and windshield whipper repair/replacment 325 .*************************************Alot mores about me: i party hardy all the times i can. know what i mean? :) lol, lmao, xyz-pdq,LAUGHINGFART

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hot Chicks, Screech, Speed Buggy, and Santa Claus.*******************************Mostest girls thinks I's pretty studly an whatnot but I's has a romantic sides to me to! For esample: I's a great kisser - ask my cousin Sandy. I's likes to dance to the beat of Megadeath an Metallica, an I's sometimes picks flowers from old man Johnsons garden an gives 'em to hotties and chciks an babes.*************************I wanted too meat a chick or woman or old lady who is reely hot an I's likes chicks or woman or old ladys wit pertty hair an nice earlobs. I don't minded big hands and hairy feet...like my ex-old lady, Mean Martha. Tooths are optional too (it dunt bothers me ifing you aint gots all youse teeth)*******************************************Youse must live near the bus route in Phooenix cause my mini-bike dunt always be working an whatnot. An I gots to many tickets from the cops four riding my go-cart on the highways.********

My Blog

Wedding bells finally ring for Cousin Scooter

Wedding bells finally ring for Cousin Scooter Scooter set to wed first cousin on Sept. 15, 2007 Kent Brockman The Arizona Republic Phoenix, Arizona - The man who many call the m...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:20:00 GMT

Plumber resigns for foot- tappingä in toilet stall; claims he was only dropping a bomb

Plumber resigns for foot- tappingä in toilet stall; claims he was only "dropping a bomb" &nb...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:46:00 GMT

Big Bird Settles Sexual Harassment Suit

Big Bird Settles Sexual Harassment Suit By Kent Brockman THE ARIZONA REPUBLIC Big Bird and his employer, Sesame Street, agreed to pay $1,369,564 to s...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 16:23:00 GMT

Bumblebee arrested for assault; Queen sought for questioning

Bumblebee arrested for assault; Queen sought for questioning ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:12:00 GMT

Boy claims he has the shiniest yo-yo in the Universe

Boy claims he has the shiniest yo-yo in the Universe By Kent Brockman THE ARIZONA REPUBLIC Monday, August 13, 2007 Little Jimmy Wheeler, who recently made headline news ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 22:28:00 GMT

Car skids 800 ft on banana peel; almost crashes

Car skids 800 ft on banana peel; almost crashesBy Kent BrockmanTHE ARIZONA REPUBLICA husband and wife drove their car over a banana peel, skidded 800 feet and almost crashed into a marshmallow factory...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 22:04:00 GMT

Tomato falls off produce ledge; badly bruised

Tomato falls off produce ledge; badly bruised By Kent Brockman AP WIRE SERVICES 6:15pm Monday, August 13, 2007 Phoenix, AZ Earlier today, a tomato fell off a produce ledge at the ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 18:43:00 GMT

I MADE THE NEWSPAPER!!!! I

..>..> ..> Hero or Peeping Tom?By Kent BrockmanTHE ARIZONA REPUBLICWednesday, August 8, 2007A man who police say was found hiding in a tree in the 2300 block of 23rd Ave was questioned and released...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 16:13:00 GMT

10 REASONS WHY CHICKS HATE ME

TOP TEN REASONS WHY CHICKS HATE ME 10) I smell like cat vomit grilled over a bed of rotten beef 9) I don't have a job or any specific hobbies other than myspace.com 8) I'm 48 and I live with my parent...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:51:00 GMT