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About Me

I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang, Celine Dion and Streisand, maybe. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake, but I love it and I don't waste my time arguing about it, but the Rock could still kick my ass. I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them, or open a can of whoop ass if you resist them. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation the world for the next four years. I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny. I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid. I don't care where Ellen or any other celeb puts her or their toungue, unless I can watch. I love celebrity porn, i'm a sucker for it. I want to watch your home porn. I think Tattoos and some, I said some piercings are hot. I want to see all my female friends and even most of my female myspace friends topless. I'm a kind person, i'm a mellow person, i'm a sexual person, I'm an observing person. I think Tom Leykis makes a lot of good points, I also think he's full of BS. I grew up on Howard Stern, but didn't follow him to Sirrius Radio. I am entertained by good talkers, Carlin, Pryor, Williams, Dennis Leary, Jon Stewart. I love stand up comedy, Carlin, Pryor, Williams, Lewis Black, Darren Carter, Gottfried, Dice and the king, Sam Kinison, and there are many many others that I enjoy, the ability to do standup is a skill that I would love to have, it's up there with being a great singer.
"Vision is not enough, it must be combined with venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps, we must step up the stairs."
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A kiss stealing, wheeling dealing, jet flying, limosine riding, son of a gun.
If you see me at Howl or any bar.....
Show me more, who knows what you will get...LOL
You are *Frank*! You are the star of the show! You
are definitely a performer although you can get
stroppy if you don't get your way. But you are
sexy, charming and rather naughty. Ditch the
pearls though...
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You are Kip Dynamite and you love technology.
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Satanist is a bit high don't ya think?...Sheesh...Religeon is kind of a non-issue with me, but I fall in the Atheist/Agnostic area, basically you can believe what you want to believe, but don't put your issues or beliefs on me, the more you tell me about "God", the more I demand solid proof, and please don't say "What about the bible?" I don't follow Greek mythology, why should I follow this Mythology?
.. You scored as atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul.Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism

79%

Satanism

71%

agnosticism

67%

Islam

46%

Buddhism

46%

Paganism

42%

Judaism

38%

Hinduism

29%

Christianity

21%
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"If it weren't for my horse......." Lewis Black
Look at all these sexy people!

My Interests

Guess what?... I got a fever. And the only prescription, is more cowbell!
UPDATE! I have now 3 tattoos, two on my right arm, one on my right calf, ...
****ATTENTION**** Men, if your reading this, remember one thing, if you ever want to go out with the boys and just know in the pit of your gut that your girlfriend or wife is gonna give ya shit for it, just go anyways, because remember its always easier to ask for forgiveness than it is for permission....

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I'd like to meet:

Bill Clinton to party with, Kevin Smith and Jon Favreau to break bread with, meet Roddy Piper the childhood idol, and in history, JFK because he could party better than Bill Clinton could. I wouldn't mind meeting Bridget the Midget(adorable), I met Belladonna twice and she rocked. And of course David Hasselhoff.
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And of course these beautiful women, in no peticular order..

Music:

Billy Joel, Elton JohnMotley Crue, Guns N Roses, Van Halen, AC/DC, 80's hair bands of all shapes and sizes, Metallica, Outkast, Black Eyed Peas, Kid Rock, Tom Jones(yeah I said it, wanna fight about it?), Meat Loaf, Gwen Stefani/No Doubt , Faith No More, My Chemical Romance, Weird Al Yankovic, Louis Armstrong
10 greatest Albums in no peticular order(to me) 1. Appetite For Destruction- Guns N Roses 2. The Real Thing- Faith No More 3. Dr. Feelgood- Motley Crue 4. An Innocent Man- Billy joel 5. River of Dreams- Billy Joel 6. Born in the USA-Bruce Springsteen 7. Thriller- Michael Jackson 8. Bat Out of Hell- Meat Loaf 9. Back In Black- ACDC 10. Beastie Boys- License to Ill There are many others that could easily replace these from time to time, but you can't beat the classics. .. width="425" height="350" ....

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Movies:

Recent: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind From Dusk Till Dawn Garden State Something about Mary Lost in Translation Austin Powers Office Space Swingers/Made Adam Sandler/Will Farrell/Ben Stiller movies, all of them, doesn't matter Napoleon Dynamite Chris Farley(Anything) Jackass 1 and 2, I have never laughed for 90 minutes straight through a movie like I did with these movies Older: Rocky Horror Picture Show Shock Treatment E.T. Ghost World Neverending Story Ghostbusters The Goonies
I'm a sucker for this scene from the Wedding Singer, makes me tear up like a girlie-man.... "I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad, carry you around when your arthritus is bad, all I wanna do is grow old with you..... I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches, build you a fire if the furnace breaks, oh, it would be so nice growing old with you..... I'll miss you, kiss you, give you my coat when you are cold, need you, feed you, even let you hold the remote control...... So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you have too much to drink. Oh I could be the man who grows old with you... I wanna grow old with you"
One of my favorite actors grew to national fame by playing the valet in Be Cool, in which he should have been nominated for an Academy Award, the incredibly handsome, the incredible...no he didnt pay me to write this....much....Darren Carter... !
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Television:

Lets see, what do I TIVO most often..WWE/ECW/TNA, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Three's Company, Mama's Family, Hannah Montana(Yes I said it, wanna fight about it?), Dirty Jobs, Autopsy/Taxi Cab Confessions, Seinfeld, Family Guy, My Name is Earl(Even though this season has been terrible!), The Office is probably the show I look forward to most often though..I do enjoy some reality tv as long as it's really really real, I love the HBO documentries, Autopsy stuff..

Back in the day?...Knight Rider, Fall Guy, Dukes of Hazzard, Magnum PI, Threes Company, Greatest American Hero, Mamas Family(Yeah I said it, wanna fight about it?), WWF, NWA, AWA, World Class, Chips, Muppet Show, Too Close For Comfort, WKRP

Books:

I used to read lots of Stephen King books, and other assorted horror faire, but these days, it's a lot of stand up comedy books, and just stuff that makes me laugh out loud. The world is way too serious right now, laughter is the best medicine....Does Maxim magazine count?:)

Heroes:

My grandfather Tata..Without him I wouldn't be here...Rest in Peace, I love you..Han Solo, Indiana Jones, Roddy Piper
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All the brave men and women in the armed forces(my buddy James included), keep them in your hearts and mind.....and drink 1 extra shot for them when partying.....

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My Blog

Seeing a little piece of what I call Rock and Roll

I felt like a kid at a candy store. It's not often that at the ripe ol' age of 33, that I can still use that sentence. Being 33, I grew up in a period of music, where you kinda had 3 optio...
Posted by SPMachado on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 11:03:00 PST

White and milk chocolate mixed with Marshmallow and the Tequila drinking song all in one night

Before I go on and on about the restaurant called the Melting Pot, let me first apologize in advance to anyone currently residing in Pasadena, California, I'm sure the city has it's high points. ...
Posted by SPMachado on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:42:00 PST

Batman and The Princess team up for one night only!

For one night only, the Dynamic duo doned their crime fighting digs and saved the planet, well if the planet was simply the remote controls, the Galleria Mall and their playpen. Anyways, here ar...
Posted by SPMachado on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 11:54:00 PST

The Pimp, not the Gimp, and the Maid go a Howlin’ and we see Pooh!

This past Saturday night, Kam and I went to Howl and celebrated my 33rd birthday and of course my favorite holiday, Halloween. We did what we have done for the past few years of course, and that...
Posted by SPMachado on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 09:38:00 PST

Saurkraut in Albequerque at the Greek with Wierd Al and Seth Green!

I had the chance to see Wierd Al Yankovic at the Greek theater Saturday night. I had amazing seats and its was one of the best shows I have seen live. Just amazing, everything was clicking...
Posted by SPMachado on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 09:49:00 PST

Picture Pages part 6, hey it’s better than Leonard Part 6!

I'm in a sharing mood tonight, so I thought I would share some recent pictures, some of me, some of some friends, some of the kids, some of life in general, so please join me and I peruse through some...
Posted by SPMachado on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 10:37:00 PST

This has nothing to do with Abe Vigoda, I just wanted to see his name on my page

This weekend was one of those that tests relationships and tests the human spirit in general. I am not feeling 100 percent, small cold; Dylan is feeling down and had a 103.3 temp on Friday...
Posted by SPMachado on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:17:00 PST

I have my reasons, they are 100 fold....

A friend recently posted an excercise in which she listed 100 random things about herself, I figured I would sit down and see what I could come up with. Might be interesting for some, might be e...
Posted by SPMachado on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:03:00 PST

For lack of a better title, I will call this Elvis rules!

For lack of a better title, I will call this Elvis rules! I can admit it, I enjoy Elvis music. Sometimes people have strange reactions to that statement. To me it's like saying you like ...
Posted by SPMachado on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:09:00 PST

A hot date and some people to thank...

Last night, I had a date with this hot brunette, who I will call Pam for now, (good luck breaking that code). Ka...er...Pam and I have been seeing each other for 14 and a half years now, and rap...
Posted by SPMachado on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:21:00 PST