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Dr Neo Cortex

I am the music man, i come from far away and i can play.....

About Me

spent most of my childhood in Madame Amberly's Academy of Evil, where i was the main source of jealousy and hatred among the other students. While there, i created the prototype of the Evolvo-Ray, this put me on the way to create an army of genetically-advanced animals.Please help me to get a free nintendo wii by going to the link below and registering with them and for at least one of the offers. http://Wii.Giveaway.co.uk/index.php?referral=412133...com/ba nner_130x55_02.gif" border="0"I'm thinking of releasing a Rap album to aid me on my quest for WORLD DOMINATION!!!I edited my profile at Doobix.com
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My Interests

Science, Genetic engineering, world domination. Gangster Rap. finding out why sishtons head is so big, kidnapping gnomes.Please help me to get a free nintendo wii by going to the link below and registering with them and for at least one of the offers. http://Wii.Giveaway.co.uk/index.php?referral=412133

I'd like to meet:

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Make your own LED Scroller! Anyone who can help me take over the world. except luke and sishton, one has challenged me the others head is too big!! and lucy liu.

Music:

Any Gangstar rap. other than that, no time for music, it blocks my genius.

Movies:

i like Frankenstein up until that nice Dr gets killed. SUPERMAN has some great characters (Brainiac, Lex Luthor) Tupac and Biggie (rip)

Television:

Runs house, Pimp my ride, MTV Base and the discovery channel.

Books:

Frankenstein again. The mad scientist club.Please help me to get a free nintendo wii by going to the link below and registering with them and for at least one of the offers. http://Wii.Giveaway.co.uk/index.php?referral=412133

Heroes:

einstein, Master P, Dr Dre, Snoop, stephen hawking, uncle festa, TRD, Q (from the bond films), barry manilow, Steve irwin, Johnny Cash, Bon Jovi, Jay Z, Pharrell..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?: Yep
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: Fighter
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: Defeat
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: Indeed (preperation)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: For Twats
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: dont use straws, puff
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: id like to think so
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: lonely
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: pink
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: all the time
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: no
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: no secret ones
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: the moon
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: yep, off a japanese whore
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: yes
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: no, bring on warmer summers
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: 42
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba - aparently so
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: been on one? i own 3
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: for sure
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: i hunt everything
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: maybe...
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: its Immaculate
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: nowt
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": aparently last night in my sleep
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: dont be soft
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: only 4 weddings and a funeral
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: as big as sishtons head
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: only as dumb as everyone else
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: the god of dirty washing
WHAT TIME IS IT?: Hammer time?
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: people call me sish because i have a large head like him.
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: never
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: my driver picked me up this morning
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: shower
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: ah yes the dark prince is very real
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: maybe?? who wants to know?
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: Love
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: creamy
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: constantly
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: 42
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: yeah
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: yes i am
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: no need
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: redish black
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: when someone called me sish
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: except for the "sish" jibes, yes
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: Jan "Danish Bacon" Molby
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: a bit.
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: yes
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: the recorder
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: i have scars to prove i can't
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: only camping it up
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: like a pig
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: abracadabra
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: no a tiger is
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: hell yes
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: shamon EE-HEE!!!
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: no
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: badger
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: only when i'm feeling freaky
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: why? who have you been speaking to?
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: i know naffin abaat loans
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: no i eat it
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: Sishtons Big Head - theyre cool
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MAKE bath times as much fun for kiddies as a visit to the seaside by pouring a bucket of sand, a bag of salt and a dog turd into the bath. PEOPLE whose surname is Toblerone should always take along an...
Posted by Dr Neo Cortex on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:38:00 PST