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About Me

Im Andy Sammons (aka Uncle Festa)Im 26 and live at home with my parents.

My Interests

Drinking, Comfort Eating, Football, Meeting with the girls, Seal spotting, Spatchler Fighting, UFO club(the truth is out there), blowing goats and generally seeking danger!!

I'd like to meet:

Sammy Jane, Katie B, Crazy Lisa and ..........The Claw!!Pimp Out Your MyspaceDanger Seekers
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Music:

50 Cent and Dario G

Movies:

American History X, Police Academy and Rambo

Television:

UFC, X-Files, Football and Baywatch

Books:

Im practically blind!!

Heroes:

Jigger Barnes, Kris Akabussi, Tito Ortiz, Cilla Black, Nicolas Anelka, Diouf, Didier Drogba, Scully (x-files), Hopkins, Nanny P and Tammy Cat (I will always love her, RIP)

My Blog

Kriss's Outward bound adventure!!

Akabusi sat in the bog reading Tanni Grey Thompson's autobiography - "Wheels on Fire". It was sh*t. Her sense of pace and character left a lot to be desired and her description of him as "a massive sp...
Posted by Uncle Festa on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:13:00 PST

AWOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGAAAAAA!!!

Akabusi sat in his Vauxhall Corsa as it passed through the car wash humming the theme tune from Record Breakers. All the windows were soaped up and no one could see in so, for the briefest moments, he...
Posted by Uncle Festa on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:44:00 PST

Another Kris Akabussi special!!

Akabusi was uncomfortable unless he was wearing a pair of dungerees or stark bollock naked so he walked into the Jimmy Savile Row tailors with trepidation. He needed a new suit for a Tanni Gray Thomps...
Posted by Uncle Festa on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 06:56:00 PST

A short story from my hero Kris Akabussi

Akabusi scaled the walls of the £756,000 Sussex mansion with all the stealth of a gekko on a Mallorcan shower wall. AS luck would have it the window was open. He dropped in and slipped out of his dung...
Posted by Uncle Festa on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 06:51:00 PST