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Ryan

Don't you fucking look at me!!!

About Me

I used to have a long essay here all about myself. What's the point? Myspace isn't fun anymore. Used to be fun, now, not so much.I'm a sailor and I can drink more rum than you.

My Interests

I'm almost 30 and I'm punker than you.

I'd like to meet:

I don't want to meet; Your lousy band, your "upstart" record label, your crummy club, or anything else that is not a human being.

Music:

Jawbreaker. And bands that sound like Jawbreaker.

Movies:

Cohen Bros. and Kevin Smith. John Hughes and John Waters

Television:

[Adult Swim], MSNBC

Books:

I am Bandini!!!

Heroes:

John Hinckley. I can't believe that stuick up Jodie Foster wouldn't even go on a date with the guy! Christ!

My Blog

I’m going around the world in 80 days... literally.

I'm leaving in a few hours. I'll be back in late march or early April. fill my inbox in the meantime, okay?Currently, the M/V Alliance New York, a 6,000 unit PC/TC, is trading in "Round-the-World" ser...
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:03:00 PST

An imperative of the utmost importance!

The 100 point music taste testI wrote it, so you should go take it. It'll only take you about 90 seconds, and it will affirm your hipster self-esteem....
Posted by Ryan on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 11:29:00 PST

travel itinerary

Flew to Charleston, stayed a week, sialed to NYC for 3 days  sailed back to charleston for 3 days, back to NYC for 2, then to Fort Lauderdale. Next will be Port Arthur Texas, and then Puerto Rico...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:36:00 PST

I'll be nice and warm...

Most of you probably didn't know i was even back, and now I'm going again, leaving tonight or tomorrow for south Florida to spend six months aboard the OSG Philadelphia.Later, lubbers....
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:09:00 PST

It doesn't get much more ridiculous than this.

The one constant about the piney point apprenticeship program is that its constantly changing. To be more exact, the rules and how they're enforced are constantly changing.Its always been that the stu...
Posted by Ryan on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 03:22:00 PST

I am smrt.

So I've been fooling around online, and I decided to google "IQ test" and guess what came up.So I took 5 different IQ tests, the scores of which ranged from 120 to 130, all five averaging exactly 125....
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 05:04:00 PST

Is Your Blog Boring?

The Cyber-Hemingway You scored 100 Writing Skill and 100 Content! Aaron Cometbus and Christoph Meyer have nothing on you. You really should branch out and pu...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:57:00 PST

Like Christmas like my Birthday.

So I went out yesterday and bought myself a brand new Mr Coffee FTX21, and goddamn is it great. This 12-cup beauty comes in 2 colors, with class or stainless steel decanter, and has all the features y...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:37:00 PST

On a Steamship

Leaving tonight to meet the SS Blue Ridge in Halifax, Nova Scotia. The Blue Ridge is Owned By Crowley, and operated by Intrepid Personnel and Provisioning, one of Crowley's subsidiaries.The ship, whic...
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 05:17:00 PST

April 3, 2006

I've been accepted to the Seafarers' apprenticship school. I'll be leaving April 3, and gone for about a year and a half. I'll be unplugging the internet at the end of March. After that, you might ...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 01:43:00 PST