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El Kapitan

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About Me

I spit hot fire.

My Interests

My interests, by Jess Morgan, age 29:
-Toys -Dogs -Oriole magic -Fine whiskey & loose morals

I'd like to meet:

Dimestore novelists, lowlifes, roustabouts and downright scoundrels. The guy who created Korgoth of Barbaria. And the man who will pay me one million spacebux.

Music:

Kind of Like Spitting, Fucked Up, the Ergs!, Dirty Projectors, Cursive, Envy, Jawbreaker, Regulations, Lifter Puller, Dillinger 4, Hickey, Minutemen, Career Suicide, Issac Hayes, the Evens, Daybreak, Born Against, Moss Icon, Redd Kross, Mudhoney, Your Mother

Movies:

My life philosophy is based on the lines uttered at minute 103 of the director's cut of "The Abyss".

Television:

Basically, if it's on Animal Planet, Food Network, or "The Wire", I'ma watch it.

Books:

Yep, books are great. Maybe inquiring minds should read one.

Heroes:

Was a not too bad David Bowie song, and a horrible Wallflowers cover.

My Blog

Yawn!

Why didn't I write yesterday? Because I watched the most boring goddamn of my life. You mean to tell me that the Colts had the lead locked up by the 3rd, AND the commercials were garbage? Psshaww. ...
Posted by El Kapitan on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:12:00 PST

KAMERA PHONE!!!!

Yep, much like E-Z Cheeze, iPods and pornography right at your fingertips (thanx, interweb), I have no idea how I ever lived without a camera phone. I mean, GODDAMN, how else am I going to tell my fr...
Posted by El Kapitan on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:10:00 PST

Real quick...

I'm taking my wife on a date tomorrow. I'll probably wear something akin to what's in my picture to the left. Or is that too '98 Alkaline Trio?Erin played me the Regina Spektor record the other nigh...
Posted by El Kapitan on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:24:00 PST

Miscellania

...is it even a word? Hell, I'll just make it up like I always do.There's a new Bright Eyes song that got posted. If you like Nebrasksan transplants singing prairie songs, check it out here.Chadd He...
Posted by El Kapitan on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:23:00 PST

My computer is spazzing out

The pinwheel of death is spinning on my screen. I ate all this brisket last night and now I'm dehydrated for some reason. I should get in the shower and quit touching myself.
Posted by El Kapitan on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:27:00 PST

Fall Out Boy, "Infinity on High"

This is all Mike Bennett's fault.So last year I worked at the Gamestop in Columbia Mall. And it sucked. Suck-diddly-uck-sucked. But it was made infitestimally better by the kids I had working for m...
Posted by El Kapitan on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 07:24:00 PST

Checking in

The World of Warcraft sale was pretty fun, shockingly enough. Too many non-nerds in line. I felt like I had to keep ball breaking to a minimum.Really stoked on the Tokyo Police Club EP. Go here to ...
Posted by El Kapitan on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 08:47:00 PST

A promise

In between the big cup of Jim Beam and the 5 or so Yuengling cans on New Year's Eve, I formulated a few plans for this Year of Our Lord 2007. They were:1) Find a new job. And not just any job. This...
Posted by El Kapitan on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 08:15:00 PST

Weird

I watched Night Watch tonight with Erin and it hurt my brain. Muthaphuckin' Russian bullshit, trying to mess with Amurica.Fuckin' bullshit, man.
Posted by El Kapitan on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:26:00 PST

I heart the library

I live.The Catonsville library has a ton of music I'm too poor or chickenshit to download. So it's free for the taking. Plus I bought the last Sleater-Kinney record from them for two bux today.The F...
Posted by El Kapitan on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:12:00 PST