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Lori B

Theory tested and proven true.

About Me


I'm now blogging for b, a new free daily in Baltimore. Read me there. Please.

My Interests

In no particular order:

ethnic food, open-air markets, people watching, giving advice i don't follow, progression, travel, shiny lip gloss, daydreaming, punctuation, my couch, sarcasm, kitchen appliances, figuring out why I'm here

I'd like to meet:


You.

Music:

All of it, except for Rush.

Movies:

Any movie less than 2 hours. Lengthy epics don't work well with my ADD.

Television:

All of it. But specifically: Arrested Development, The Wire, Weeds, Lost, 30 Rock, Six Feet Under, Law and Order CI, The Office, etc, etc.

Books:

Travel guides and anything else that's not work-related.

Heroes:

Superman.

My Blog

So I didn't actually write this...

...But it made me laugh, and I'm pretty sure I said a lot of these things at some point in my life (stolen from here). Why I Slept Alone a lot in CollegeorThings I said Aloud to Boys 1998-2002 I th...
Posted by Lori B on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:36:00 PST

The Sopranos

Worst. Series. Finale. EVER. 
Posted by Lori B on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:08:00 PST

Direct TV, I hate you

You disappeared for 5 days earlier this month.  The only explanation you gave was that you could no longer receive your satellite info, then nothing, not another word from you.  I waited pat...
Posted by Lori B on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:23:00 PST

Goldilocks

I'm starting to feel a bit like Goldilocks lately. Things are always too hot or too cold... too ordinary or too freaky... too absent or too clingy... too rude or too meek... too available or way too o...
Posted by Lori B on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:01:00 PST

Rotten tomatoes

Something I never knew, and I wish it would stop me from eating pizza, but somehow I doubt it...I am editing a geography book at the moment.  This section is talking about food taboos in differen...
Posted by Lori B on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:12:00 PST

Tom Cruise is ridiculous

This is the funniest thing I've seen, at least today: I love anything that mocks Tom Cruise, and this is effortless.  He does all the work for me anymore!  Be sure to listen for hi...
Posted by Lori B on Fri, 12 May 2006 04:34:00 PST

The return to reality

So I am back home now.  After 12 hours of sleep, I feel somewhat normal again.  The contents of my suitcase are strewn all over my living room and my work is piling up already, but I'm deter...
Posted by Lori B on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 12:00:00 PST

Do not watch under the influence of hallucinogens

I am completely disturbed by this videoBut I am also now wondering about David Hasselhoff's financial situation, because it couldn't have cost more than $15 to produce.I think my favorite part is when...
Posted by Lori B on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 09:19:00 PST

Because its easier than listing things I like.

Miscellaneous things that I hate: When my server is so delayed that I go 30 hours (and counting) without receiving any email at all Movies with Tom Hanks or Tom Cruise made af...
Posted by Lori B on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 10:36:00 PST