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laura

oh chasquito!

About Me

my name is laura and i am a nice lady.....but dont be confused. i decided a long time ago that its just easier to be pleasant.the fact that i am nice does not make me weak. dont mistake my kindness as a free pass to walk all over me.that will be returned with a swift deletion from my life and my myspace. ha!~"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."---Thomas A. Edison~

My Interests

lasers. TRAINS. art. hair removal. european facials. the yolo. fashion. procrastination. hamhands. cooking. poetry. kittens. crafts. tattoos. politics. dreams. shoes. nail polish. racking. ghost hunting. good conversation. mistakes. cupcakes. big industrial machines (especially rusty ones). basset hounds.

I'd like to meet:

christopher walken. and this lady:

Music:

rock-n-friggin-roll man.

Movies:

the die has been cast, i am a lily.

Television:

seinfeld. law&order. mythbusters.

Books:

i read alot. i mean ALOT. i usually have 3-4 books going at a time.

Heroes:

my parents. eleanor roosevelt. christopher walken. paul frank. amy sedaris. john waters. my carny forefathers.

My Blog

i copy alot of things from regan.

  The pendulum thus swings... I could write a thesis on this subject, but I’ll make it short.The concept of a pendulum is fascinating and it seems to be swinging faster and faster. Back an...
Posted by laura on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:01:00 PST

Mrs.Bloggy Bloggerson blames Cincinnati

ohio was, well, ohio....it was super cool to drink bubbletea, jameson&milkstout, shop at urban, eat killer sushi & crappy chili....it was awesome to see my hetero-lifemate leslee, get to know ...
Posted by laura on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:24:00 PST

holy crap on a stick i love you gabe.

apparently im too retarded to actually get pics to post in my blog, so look at these. like now. http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/effinlaura/rogpixseanl au.jpg thats me, amy, rog, and sean....a re...
Posted by laura on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 02:12:00 PST

do not pay $2.50 for a frank....

http://internetscelebrities.com/events/you%e2%80%99re-on-the -list-how-to-attend-an-outdoor-concert-internets-celebrities -style/   http://internetscelebrities.com/gbm/ghetto-big-mac/   thanks...
Posted by laura on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 01:15:00 PST

ask and you shall receive....

dc, or b....whatever, dude is smart and he said this: :::::when in doubt, get the fk out::::: - pity is like Chapter 11 on your blue chip, the more you invest against your intuition the harder it will...
Posted by laura on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:54:00 PST

or something to that effect...

(((from the onion, thx lyndsi) Excuse me, beautiful, mind if I stand next to you and do some talking? I don't mean to intrude, but I couldn't help but notice that you were sitting all alone and enjoyi...
Posted by laura on Fri, 18 May 2007 02:32:00 PST

my #2

DON'T change your top friends, and answer 21 questions about the 2nd person in your top friends. 1) Who is your number 2?shitbreak leslee 2) Have you ever met their mom?nope 3) Where did you first mee...
Posted by laura on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:13:00 PST

don't ever hassel the hoff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16V-CEj3saI   (just in case) ...
Posted by laura on Mon, 07 May 2007 08:45:00 PST

thanks boner bob!

"If we can't have sanity, we can fake it with humor. Humor gives you the same distance from the situation, the same metaview, only laughing is easier than sanity and possibly more fun."  St. Jude...
Posted by laura on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 03:16:00 PST

alright, enough already.....

ever since i posted the link to the beale st. music festival, people have been asking me what the line up is, which if you looked at the site would be linked on the right hand side of the page, but th...
Posted by laura on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:38:00 PST