Alessandreaux - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm growing up really fast and I don't think I like it.

My Interests

Praying with my feet.

I'd like to meet:

WE are not the mirror of society, but the hammer that shapes it.

Music:

Best music ever: Smashing Pumpkins (later), Interpol, Nine Inch Nails, The Vines, The Hives, The Strokes, Rissle, Weezer, The Kinks, Beatles (of course), Johann Strauss, Pter Tchaikovsky, The Ramones, Green Day, Incubus, U2, Traveling Wilburys, The Cure, George Harrison, The Rentals, Depeche Mode, Cursive, Dresden Dolls, Regina Spektor, Neil Young, Stephen Lynch, the Baywatch theme song, the Eurythmics, the Faint

Movies:

Best movies ever: Lost In Translation, Garden State, I Heart Huckabees, Good Will Hunting, Anchorman, Saved!, South Park, Big Lebowski, Office Space, The Ipcress File, Gladiator, Bowling For Columbine, Casablanca, Indiana Jones, Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, Rushmore, Patton, A Bridge Too Far, Saving Private Ryan, Original Star Wars Trilogy, pretty much anything with Gregory Peck or Humphrey Bogart, Why We Fight, Good Night and Good Luck, V For Vendetta, Stranger Than Fiction, Smokin' Aces

Television:

Best shows ever: Monty Python's Flying Circus, Seinfeld, Family Guy, South Park, Daily Show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Da Ali G Show, Daria (if you disagree, fuck off), Tom Green Show, Arrested Development, 60 Minutes, Simpsons, Chappelle's Show, Stargate SG-1, Star Trek (original and TNG)

Books:

Anything that allows the mind to look beyond its own limitations.

Heroes:

My brother, Sean Michael Kellogg, George Harrison, Billy Corgan, Winston Churchill, Andy Kaufman, Lenny Bruce, Peaches, Claus von Stauffenberg

My Blog

It's So Cold In This House

It's an exciting time, ladies and gents.In the past twenty-four hours, I think I've been more emotional and alive than in the past three months. It really just hit me like a ton of motherfucking bric...
Posted by Alessandreaux on Sun, 27 May 2007 04:46:00 PST

Announcements

A few things to tell those who want to know and those who are bored;1. I shall be posting less "literary" things on Myspace now. Sean and I had a talk and decided that Myspace is kind of stupid and ...
Posted by Alessandreaux on Sat, 19 May 2007 03:35:00 PST

The Dream, Part Four

Meghan's hotel room is pretty crazy.It has this tropical feel, with tangly plants everywhere, with old doors with windows in them, like in the fifties. Everything is wood painted white, except the ac...
Posted by Alessandreaux on Thu, 17 May 2007 04:28:00 PST

The Dream, Part Three

Southwest flights aren't made for comfort.The enormous man sitting next to me said it best;"This is like a cattle shipment. We're sitting shoulder to shoulder."Yeah, maybe you'd have a better perspec...
Posted by Alessandreaux on Mon, 14 May 2007 05:26:00 PST

The Dream, Part Two

So there's this girl.I don't attend ASU for schooling. After a particularly fascinating event last year, I knew that I wouldn't last here another two years, so now, it became a kind of chicken-game t...
Posted by Alessandreaux on Sat, 12 May 2007 03:56:00 PST

The Dream, Part One

I had been walking around the restaurant for a few minutes, looking for my former boss, Joe. He's the kind of guy that, if you're a good employee/person, he'll do just about anything for you, whether...
Posted by Alessandreaux on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:18:00 PST

Not Too Far From the Truth

She pounded her fist on the table and said very sternly;"Hey, FAGGOT!"My attention was suddenly roused. I had no idea what was going on, other than I didn't have my shit, and I sure as hell didn't ha...
Posted by Alessandreaux on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:20:00 PST

Hunter S. Thompson's "Star Wars"

"I, as your emperor and leader of the New Galactic Order, have hereby decreed that anyone, being either a member of or associating with members of the terrorist Rebellion, this so-called "Rebel Allian...
Posted by Alessandreaux on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:09:00 PST

Writing Things on the Internet

At sixteen, I was told I was an alcoholic.At seventeen, I was consumed with thinking I was losing my hair.At eighteen, I was a cranky, sexist old man who thought women were out to destroy his faith in...
Posted by Alessandreaux on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:55:00 PST

Throw Up Yo Thinkin' Set

Why do people only ask deep questions when things go badly?Thoughout my life, I've found myself asking "why does shit happen?" but only in circumstances that are negative. Well, not always, but the v...
Posted by Alessandreaux on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:19:00 PST