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Buck Lawless

I am here for Friends

About Me

If I vomited, it would probably be mostly peanut butter and ketchup. What too much? Okay- let's start off slow. I'm not one for small talk. I do not care if your pun was intended. I really hope someday rappers stop making songs telling us for 4 minutes that they're back. I know every single word to Weezer's song "El Scorcho."I have fun, all the time. I have 5 favorite shirts at any given time- no more, no less. testosterone and rage run through these veins, and these colors don't run, but they do leak. If dinosaurs existed, why not jesus? I like my rice treats crispy, I like my regular rice ketchup'd the fuck up, and I like my anything with peanut butter. Activism is funny. I never go anywhere without my chapstick, it's the blue kind- if you see it feel free to mail it to my PO Box. Fuck Circadian, i got my own rhythm. The best conversations I've had have been after 11pm. That's all for now. Say thank you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Morgan Freeman and Denzel Washington so I can finally see who would win a fight between those two...HAHA can you imagine? Those two fighting? That'd be hilarious.

My Blog

Why I hate Chris Martin

WHY I HATE CHRIS MARTIN.... - He is the lead singer of Coldplay - He slobbers when he sings ( I'm not kidding, he actually does this)- He named his first kid 'Apple' - He is married to Gwenyth ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 09:57:00 GMT

Why Im hesitant to hail Barack as messiah

When I was a wee lad, about the time I was in 6th grade, school elections were coming up. I guess at that early age I learned a lesson about politicians that I wouldn't forget. Us kids had two choice...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:38:00 GMT

Rock N Roll Forever! ...maybe not forever

Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, Bradley Nowell, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, and even mother flippin Elvis; celebrated for their music, voices of their generation, artistic geniuses, whatever. These people ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 01:06:00 GMT

Don't you hate pants?

...If my life had a soundtrack i would want "Hearts on Fire" from those rocky movies to play whenever i ride my bike to school, that would keep me going more than a cup of joe can. Shoot. And i would ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 22:33:00 GMT

Share it fairly but dont take a slice of my pie.

Anyone ever think about what makes cars, big houses, electronics, stocks, and other goods so valuable? Well, i did. Money right? Well what makes money so valuable? Let's break this down for a sec. All...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:04:00 GMT