Do these pills really work? |
I just feel so heavy lately. It used to be fun having people call me the "Chubby Behemoth" or "Coot Chub" or "Reverend Al Bino Fattington". But when it all comes down to it, I think I liked myself be...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 21:05:00 GMT |
I Bought An Egg Wave |
Holy shit! I fucking won an ebay auction for that Egg Wave thing that lets you make eggs in the microwave! It ships from Lancaster, PA so I should have it within the next week. This is going to be so...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 17:41:00 GMT |
They Banned Me From KFC Today! |
Not all of them, I don't think. As far as I know I'm only banned from the one on 6th and Skulnick, but I'm not sure. I cursed pretty loudly at this one guy this evening as I was eating my KFC Famous B...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 16:54:00 GMT |
Skin Deep: A shrine in tats. |
Never Forget.
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:27:00 GMT |
I Also Have Hives |
I threw up in a girl's hair at the library when I was trying to impress her by reading Chaucer out loud to her.I hate mondays.
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 16:59:00 GMT |
SUCK MY SURVEY! |
1. Talked to an asshole today?I'm talking to you, aren't I?2. Do you like anyone?Regis Philbin3. Do you normally wash your hands after using the bathroom?In bleach4. Can you do a cartwheel?Yeah, but I...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 04:23:00 GMT |
Life Just Keeps Getting Harder |
I choked on a handful of Raisinettes at the dollar theater when I was watching a screening of "Krull." They had to call the ambulance and they had to do the Heimlich manuver on me right there in the l...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:26:00 GMT |
I sat in wet paint and got bitched out today. |
Worst day ever. Or at least since that one where those two girls jumped me. I went to the library before work to get some Tom Clancy books on tape and I guess they were painting the benche...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 21:36:00 GMT |
Did You Vote Today? |
I was going to, but then I realized they had a "Simon & Simon" marathon on the classic TV channel and I got totally sucked in and completely shirked my civic duty. Fuck the man and his keeping m...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 01:52:00 GMT |
CNN - COOTER NEWS NETWORK |
COOTER NEWS NETWORKTHIS JUST IN... I REALLY LIKE FUDGE BROWNIES. BUT WALNUTS IN THEM IS JUST BULLSHIT.THAT IS ALL
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 17:05:00 GMT |
