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the able chris.

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About Me

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/22/2005
Band Website: mediadarlingrecords.com
Band Members:
Influences: My influences are as stands:Big Billy Goat Owen Jr., Charlotte, big James, godless ways, dogs with "the jesus" in them, clayton awful, soap flores,task the holy wrecka,graff buds, swimmin with bow-legged women, capt.Beefhart, NWA,red beans n rice, steakub and drew jones,lil box flores, websters alike, Florida, college professors of general ed-u-cay-shun, tom waits, Ghost-face Killa, Beck,Primus, Primus, face-heads, suad,Metallica, things that ryhmes with Orange,missions to mars, scabs twice seperated, smash activating, TinHatTrio,Dude Lebowski,Media Darling artists,Damn8ski, home town proverb, Howlin Wolf, tom cruiser, MAX HEADROOM, CRANG!, BEEBOP & ROCKSTEADY, cletus the slack-jawed yokal,Adam Boch,cancer milk, edan, Quintron,the show is the rainbow, long walks off short cliffs, short walks on wooden streets, short talks with wooden presents, bulbous head cases,goat play, immortal technique, difr, pointless late-night drinking in studio space,happy finishes, finishes,captured by robots, robots, JIMI,your moms mom,rasputin's dinner-date,CALIGULA "the rapper,"ruff ceas, hawain-fryin rasta-far-ryan, willy mayes,Dave Chapelle, Hugo Montenegro, DEVO,crass mixtapes, big big cities,the METERS,godless ways, Darius Daftery and Fat tim Patton,Neil Young, Frank Zappa,Trace-opski,Frank the Cucumber,first girl i had sex to, lots of movies,drinking in the streets.
Sounds Like: a bunch of junk in your trunk.
Buy Media Darling Projects Here!!!

VINYL "The Humid Sounds of Media Darling Records"

Price: $4.00
Format:EP
Tracks: 6

CD'S Know One
"Know One's Home"


Price: $10.00
Format: CD
Tracks: 23 "The Humid Sounds of Media Darling Records"

Price: $5.00
Format: CD
Tracks: 21 Ruin (aka Able Chris) "Joy"

Price: $5.00
Format: CD
Tracks: 16

Record Label: Media Darling Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

the SOUTHERN APOC .1

the vaudvillian spiders of Georgia setup nightly to do their dance and live kingish, for the insects here are oversized and rich with it. here they shoot monarch butterflies with .45 caliburs and ...
Posted by the able chris. on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 10:30:00 PST

the oyster

I met a girl once, she was an oyster I was a bad man  she had a boyfriend she says, " I'm dangerous" and this is a problem cuz everywhere I went she was there too. I live in a forcefield, she was...
Posted by the able chris. on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 05:39:00 PST

Media Darling Tour Dates

The Below Sea Level Tour featuring: Know One, Clayton Awful, Impulss, the Able Chris, Soapbox, Dj Quickie Mart.(+ special guests) April 20    Sogo Live w/ Galactic    &n...
Posted by the able chris. on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 03:16:00 PST