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Miss B (AKA Hurricane Bonny)

Wild Women don't get the Blues

About Me

HI. My name is Hurricane Bonny and I am a motherfucking CATEGORY 5. Some of you may have heard of me. Not everyone can stand up to my hurricane force winds- its true, ask my roomate.
I'll tell you what else- You can make a damn good country song, metal song, or R&B song out of my life.

I'm a fan of the headbang, the rock-lock, and i don't see nuthin wrong with a little bump n grind.
I am throwin this party and I expect you to be there on your baddest behavior!xoxo

THE TRUTH:
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My Interests

Shocking and amazing the crowd.
New Orleans, Dancing, Burlesque, Bounce, Tattoos, Travelling, Photography, Chevy Impalas, Rottweilers, BBQs, Neon Signs, Spanish and Japanese art, Guns, Celebrating Everything, Alligators, pink hair, eastern religions/philosophies, freak shows, Coney Island, and other things that most American's are scared of.

I'd like to meet:

People who wanna join the Booty Patrol Army!
And more men who want to write rap songs for me like the video below:

Music:



LOW RIDER OLDIES.
Social Distortion, X, Sick of It All, Gorilla Biscuits, Deadguy, Countervail, Snapcase, Anything Strong Island, Torn Apart, Nekromantix, Rev. Horton Heat, Bruce Springsteen, Zapp & Roger, The Gap Band, Ms. Tee, Keyshia Cole, Mary J. Blige, Irma Thomas, Cookie and the Cupcakes, 2LiveCrew, Fila Phil, OldDominion..., LivingLegends..., Soulja Slim, Waylon Jennings, Chuck Brown, Legendary Shack Shakers, Otis Redding, Lady Saw, Tito Puente, Luther Ingram, New Orleans DJs

Movies:

Home videos that I find on the sidewalk, porn, spooky movies, mobster movies, meta-physical romance, anything that involves a lot of guns and hair grease (or Soul Glow)

Television:

K-Ville, believe it or not. You just gotta get past the first episode, and Carnival.

Books:

Wind-up Bird Chronicle, Their Eyes were Watching God, The Art of Happiness, Breakdown of Will and Gift from the Sea- changed my life.

Heroes:

Myself, my mama, Madonna, and Blue collar workers, New Orleans Female DJs!!!!!!!!

Texas

Which southern state should you have been born in?
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My Blog

The Alligator Woman aka Miss Swamp Thang 2007

Info that was posted on myspace earlier in the week:There is this strip per from the Bayou , from that there strip club in the swamp s, the one where they put up the names of whos danci ng that...
Posted by Miss B (AKA Hurricane Bonny) on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 01:44:00 PST

Hurricane Ike

The week after Hurricane Gustav was filled with equal amounts of anxiety as I watched another hurricane begin its path toward the Gulf Coast.As the days passed, it appeared as if Louisiana would be sp...
Posted by Miss B (AKA Hurricane Bonny) on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 07:59:00 PST

Under the Real California Stars

I took a plane trip once.It took me to Los Angeles.Then I got on a Greyhound bus, and it took me to San Diego.Afterward I got on the light rail, past the fools-gold and black sand beaches of Coronado,...
Posted by Miss B (AKA Hurricane Bonny) on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 12:10:00 PST

Hurricane Gustav

I am here in Austin, trying to catch up on the latest info, since it is 11am, and everyone said (everyone as in the news people) that, that was when Gustav would strike.I had a horribly long, hot, sti...
Posted by Miss B (AKA Hurricane Bonny) on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 09:32:00 PST

Award of Distinctive Bullshit goes to......

No one will forget the feelings of "fuck yeah!" when Mayor C. Ray Nagin was heard accrossed their airwaves in Aug. 2005 when he was telling the Feds to get down here and fuckin do something fuckin now...
Posted by Miss B (AKA Hurricane Bonny) on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 11:25:00 PST

Alligators

There is this farm called "Insta-Gator Ranch" up in Covington, and they are hiring people to fill the roll of tour guide/gator rancher.Job duties include helping to gather and hatch eggs as part of th...
Posted by Miss B (AKA Hurricane Bonny) on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 01:34:00 PST

Portland

Well, thank you to all who made me feel like a kid again. Except this time, I got to buy my own beer!Got to finally see Conrad dj'ing with my own 2 eyes, got to see Oldominion, National Guard and the ...
Posted by Miss B (AKA Hurricane Bonny) on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:27:00 PST

Turning the page

So...I'm quitting Burlesque.Burlesque is an art form, and if it is not given the right amount of time, money, and perfection, then I think it looks pretty weak.I am no longer able to spend any of that...
Posted by Miss B (AKA Hurricane Bonny) on Wed, 28 May 2008 10:22:00 PST

I just got in the coolest girl fight ever!

So this drunk lady was refusing to leave my work and my waiter tried to push her out the door and so she started to hit him. Right before this incident her boyfriend was puking all over the side of o...
Posted by Miss B (AKA Hurricane Bonny) on Thu, 15 May 2008 11:02:00 PST

Songs in the Key of Life...

Stolen from Melissa...Songs In The Key Of Life (Childhood-Adulthood) The First Album You Ever Purchased: I didn't buy vinyl until I was 16- local punk bands The First Single You Ever Purchas...
Posted by Miss B (AKA Hurricane Bonny) on Thu, 01 May 2008 12:07:00 PST