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Greenleaf Selektah

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About Me

On April 18, 1979, the world stood still and welcomed me into the world, and those that didn't stand still kept moving through their lives but probably felt some slight tickle in their ear or at the back of their throat. Never before had the people of Earth seen a specimen quite as unique as I. As the years have progressed, I have changed both in stature and mental ability. I can now do amazing things such as moving here and there at will, communicating with others, and if I married Heather Graham, she would become Heather Graham Greenleaf. This may be a bit far-fetched, but you have to admit the idea is interesting to say the least. I am also capable of entertaining others by being a silly fuck, consuming too much alcohol, and playing music that no one else really has much interest in. I am affiliated with BelowCLevel, a small collective of DJs, producers, and promoters dedicated to bringing the finest Jungle music to the New Orleans massive. If you aren't familiar with Jungle music, or even if you are, I advise you to check the BelowCLevel show every other Wednesday @ www.jungletrain.net from 8-11 CST. Respect.I love boobies.

My Interests

women, drum&bass, music in general, DJing, production, good beer, single malt whiskey, a good book, philosophy, religion, more women, more drum&bass, general useless knowledge, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Heads, women, people who really know what's up. Nice people in general. More people. A nice Jewish girl. You know, whatever.

Music:

Jungle/Drum&Bass, Metal, Punk, Hip Hop to a certain extent, Jazz, Funk, House to a certain extent, Reggae, Dub, Etc.

Movies:

Star Wars owns you! Motherfucking Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane, Big Lebowski, Office Space, Clerks and all other Kevin Smith films. Kung Pow, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. I dunno, you put it on and I'll try to watch it. Oh I'm also featured in that Rise movie about the NOLA rave scene for like 15 seconds.

Television:

Comedy Central, Adult Swim, HBO, not much else really. TV rots your brain. Law & Order is the shit. CSI is pretty good as well; however, it can't be CSI: Miami because David Caruso tries to do Shatner and NO ONE can do Shatner except Shatner. Case closed Mr. Caruso.

Books:

Stephen King, J.R.R. Tolkien, Hunter S. Thompson, Kant, Hegel, Heidegger. Books about graffiti. Recommend me something good.

Heroes:

Heroes? Perhaps my parents just because they're the most awesome people I've ever met in my life. Apart from them, I don't have any "heroes" per se. I do dig stuff that other people have done, and respect them for it, but I think every person has to do their own thing.

My Blog

New info for those interested...

So for all those that read my last blog, and for those that didn't, please disregard the hyperthyroidism.  After 9 months of sickness, tiredness, and all-around shittiness, the fantastic doctors ...
Posted by Greenleaf Selektah on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 05:57:00 PST

Life on hold or Hyperthyroidism got me down

As some of you may or may not know, I have been diagnosed with hyperthyroidism.  That is why many of you haven't seen me in a long time.  I've been meaning to write about this for some time ...
Posted by Greenleaf Selektah on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:36:00 PST

Ulcers...

Just a quick warning, this blog tends to get a bit graphic, so for those of you with a weak whatever, I suggest you proceed with caution.   So for the last 2 months, I have been dealing with the ...
Posted by Greenleaf Selektah on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:42:00 PST

Updates...

OK, so it's been a while since I've written a blog, so here it goes.For starters, let's talk about my health.  Went to the doctor a week ago after 2 weeks of agonizing pain in the gullet (that's ...
Posted by Greenleaf Selektah on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:16:00 PST

For those that don't know already...

Officially today, it's been two weeks since I got tattooed again (second time in two months).  The new piece on my leg is artwork by Dalek, who has really been an inspiration on me over the last ...
Posted by Greenleaf Selektah on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 04:36:00 PST

One year ago...

...my world was turned upside down by Mother Nature.  My life came to a halt.  There was one thing that kept me afloat during what may prove to be one of the hardest things I've had to deal ...
Posted by Greenleaf Selektah on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 03:24:00 PST

Hooray!!!

Today at 4 pm, I leave for vacation.  I'm so fekking excited, I think I might pee on myself.  Why 4pm you ask?  Well I have to work this morning, but as soon as that's done, I'm outtie....
Posted by Greenleaf Selektah on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 06:59:00 PST

fucking finally!!!!!!!!!!

so i finally got the computer up and running. (thanks djoma!!!)  this means that i will now be more readily available to all  of you.  aren't you excited?  i know i am.  oh an...
Posted by Greenleaf Selektah on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 09:39:00 PST

ATTN: All

I have shaved offf my beard for the summer. It will probably make another appearence later in my life. Should anyone like to know the status of my facial hair paterns, feel free to contact me. That...
Posted by Greenleaf Selektah on Wed, 31 May 2006 02:20:00 PST

New information for the heads

So I have successfully finished moving Uptown, and as soon as this fuckin contractor decides to quit dragging his fat ass and finish the work on my apartment, I'll be happy. Aside from that, I have b...
Posted by Greenleaf Selektah on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 09:47:00 PST