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GUIDO HATES YOU

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About Me

I'M AN ASSHOLE. I GET DRUNK ALOT. I FIGHT ALOT. I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL, BAD-ASS GIRLFRIEND WITH AN AWESOME DAUGHTER. IF THERE'S A HELL I'M SERIOUSLY ON MY WAY..... YOU EITHER LOVE ME, OR HATE ME; THERE IS NO HAPPY MEDIUM. I'M SICILIAN. I GET DRUNK ALOT. OH, AND I'M AN ASSHOLEFree Myspace Graphics

My Interests

DRUNKEN SCRABBLE, DRUNKEN BOWLING, ORAL COPULATION, CROSSWORD PUZZLES, TATTOOS(PREFERABLE NOT DRUNKEN) JERKIN' OFF, READING ANYTHING TO DO WITH TRUE CRIME, BARS WITH GOOD JUKEBOXES, PUNK ROCK, HOT RODS, CHICKS WITH DREADS AND/OR TATTOOS, NOT ENOUGH TIME TO ELABORATE, BUT OBVIOUSLY MUCH MORE AND NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER

I'd like to meet:

YOUR GRANDMA, YOUR MOM, AND YOUR SLUTTY-ASS GIRLFRIENDFree Myspace Graphics

Music:

RUDIMENTARY PENI.........ANYTHING FAST AND GROWLY,OLD SCHOOL PUNK, ANY KIND OF GOOD GREASER MUSIC, LOTS OF HIP-HOP/HARD-CORE GANSTA RAP, C.C.R., SOME OLD METAL, JOHNNY CASH, AND ANY OF THE GOOD SHIT THAT WE USED TO LISTEN TO ON SOME OLD PIECE-OF-SHIT CRACK-BOX IN ANY OF THE MANY URINE SOAKED ALLEYS WE WOULD FREQUENT

Movies:

PORN...HORROR..GORE...ANYTHING ABOUT THE MAFIA, SERIAL KILLING, OR ANY GOOD DOCUMENTARY...AND ANYTHING THAT MAKES ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF

Television:

DOCUMENTARIES AND FAMILY GUY

Books:

HORROR...H.P. LOVECRAFT..POE..ANYTHING TRUE CRIME...ESPECIALLY SERIAL KILLERS

Heroes:

MARK"CHOPPER"READ, AND MY BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND (FOR BEING ABLE TO PUT UP WITH MY SHIT...YOU KNOW SHE GOTTA BE TOUGH)