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Stevie Beef Cannone

Porco Dio!!!

About Me

I love spending time with my beautiful new wife, going to Sumo matches, and dreaming about the boat I want ohhh sooo bad ('36 Grand Banks)

My Interests

Cooking, you know, being a little house bitch!! And collecting punk records!! And traveling all over the world!! I think my one true goal is to go to every country before I'm 6 feet under.

I'd like to meet:

I don't want to meet you cause I have the best wife in all the land. Fuck Yeah!!!

Music:

Everything from the Rakes to Icons of Filth to Camerini, hahaha!!!

Movies:

RAD is gnarly!!! And Captain EO. If you don't know this movie, then you shouldn't be alive. And Super Troopers!! Car Ramrod

Television:

I like watching Deadliest Catch. I love me a King Crab. And Iron Chef, I love when they make trout ice cream.

Books:

How to become a successful serial killer!!

Heroes:

Alex Scolastici in Cannone...hahaha.

My Blog

Our wedding

So Alex and I finally booked our wedding.  We had a very productive time in Rome.  May 7th is the day.  Booked the reception, the car, the sachetti, and the invites!!  Yippie, can'...
Posted by Stevie Beef Cannone on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 05:44:00 PST

Don't bible thump me bitch!!

So after a hard days work at the docks, some bitch decides I need to read her stupid bible bullshit pamphlet.  I told her no, nicely.  She looks at the tattoos on my arms, and tells me I "NE...
Posted by Stevie Beef Cannone on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 05:26:00 PST

How to make fun of every race (especially stupid Americans)

So here's a few of the more uncommon way of talking shit.  I think it's funny!!   Americunt- An American tourist Buffalo- Big Ugly Fucker From Around Laois Bum- An American who recently move...
Posted by Stevie Beef Cannone on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:00:00 PST

Life

Have you ever felt like you were drowning, and you just can't ever get your head above water.  It seems like in life you can help people all you want, but there's a certain type of person that wi...
Posted by Stevie Beef Cannone on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 04:33:00 PST