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saprophyte

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About Me

Los Angeles is my bitch.

I like long walks on the beach while inebriated. Candlelit dinners that consist of green salads with light (spelled LITE) dressing and diet pepsi...coke is too sweet. And for dessert a nice helping hand of stewed prunes (it helps me stay regular)...

one day I'll find a cure for my own madness

I sing and play (and generally drink) in many bands. Check out...
A Happy Death

I played guitar for Resist and Exist but now we're defunct...wait, a new incarnation formed without me--Oh, well. You can hear my last RAE recording on profane existence's compilation for Stig's memorial (if that shit ever comes out! hahaha).
R.I.P. STIG...ICONS OF FILTH

I rock a Jazzmaster, a Hagstrom, and a Schecter handed down by the late and great Charlotte.

2004 sucked ass!! i lost two dear people...my beloved mother and the most precious person in my life...my other half!!! check out her profile: CHARLOTTE

My Interests

I like furry little bunnies and cute, cuddly teddy beers. When my kittens play with their yarn balls, it gives me a yummy feeling inside. I like sunny days and rainbows, but cry when it rains. On the weekend, I tend to my rose garden and prized tulips. When not tending to the garden, I like long walks on the beach, and picnics at the park, especially MacArthur Park in L.A. I collect records (although, I'm too lazy and poor to buy any), I like toys, robots and guitars...the end ;)

I'd like to meet:

a dwarf sidekick. feral children raised by canine packs. circus freaks born with dead conjoined twins. people born on leap years...february 29th for you stupid people.

Music:

Anything that makes my titties bounce up and down on the dance floor!!!!!Pixies, Icons of Filth, DooM (mostly early stuff)Sonic youth, Post-Regiment!! WARSAW/Joy Division, Classical; Mahler, Stravinsky, Bartok, Samuel Barber, Mussorgsky, Ravel, some Debussy some (and I mean some) Gershwin and Bertolt Brecht....Devo, Bad Brains, Dead Boys, Le Tigre, the Clash, CCR, Billie fucking Holiday, Nina Simone, Etta James, James Brown, Astrud Gilberto and other Bossa Nova, Loads of swedish punk and hardcore, Italian hardcore, UK82 shit, Nirvana, Slayer, Sepultura, Cure, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Interpol, QOTSA, blood brothers, Radiohead, Death Cab for Cutie, Wire, Ultravox, Tubeway Army, Ladytron, Gravy train!!! (sipping 40's, the anthem of our time), O.M.D., B- Movie, Blondie, The Stooges, Mogwai, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, The Skatalites, The minutemen, Black Flag, The smiths, The Flowerpot Men, Concrete Blonde, Psychedelic Furs, Echo and the Bunnymen, Broken Bones, Discharge, Eater, Kraut, Blitz, Chaos U.K. Extreme Noise Terror, Dead Kennedys, BORN/DEAD...or is it DUMB? DISRESPECT! Rudimentary Peni, Tom Waits, Ramones, Hot Snakes, Pavement, the replacements, Magazine, Pretty girls make graves, Wretched, R.I.P. Eskorbuto, Olho Seco, Los crudos, spanish punk is the shit, latinamerican punk rock, Bronski Beat, Erasure, Depeche Mode, Tears for Fears, Duran Duran, Jesus and Mary Chain, Gravediggas, Wu-tang, Sebadoh, The Futureheads, Fugazi, Blonde Readhead, Autolux, New Order, Flux of pink indians, The epileptix, Doom, EOM, Misery, Nausea, loads of crust(good stuff...late 80's/early 90's) Lost Cherries, Conflict, Crass, Amebix, Pulp, William Shatner, Wesley Willis, A Happy Death, Tons of more 70's 80's, punk/new wave, old 60's ska, 1900's-60's blues and jazz etc. etc.

Movies:

The Neverending Story, Time Square, The Fabulous stains, Over the edge, Valley Girl, Barfly, the edge of seventeen, Donnie Darko, Jaws, Halloween, Evil Dead, Accion Mutante, El dia de la Bestia, Killer Tomatoes, American Beauty, Fight Club, Old School, Bill and Ted, Mallrats (anything by Kevin Smith), (butt) Pirates of the Caribbean, the Exorcist, Y tu mama tambien, el crimen de padre amaro, 400 blows, the bicycle thief, the great escape, Steve McQueen, James Cagney, Buster Keaton, Star Wars, Matrix, Kill Bill, Conan, Swamp Thing, Charles Bronson movies...

Television:

Family Guy, ATHF, The simpsons, South Park, The daily show, Conie O'brian, The wondah years, Going to California, Queer as folk, The Sopranos, Discovery Channels (science fucking rules), Comedy Central, Bravo, Sundance Channel, and Independent Film Channel...Whatever that is.

Books:

Do comic books count? Chekov, Pushkin, Kafka, Camus, Beckett, Dostoevsky, Kierkegaard, books my pet rock writes, George Bernard Shaw, Hesse, Twain, band lyrics while pooping, Robert Frost, Lord Byron and other pretentiously homoerotic poets...

Heroes:

George Washington Carver (an amazing scientist and father of ALL soy based products, both food and industrial) Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Michio Kaku (theoretical physicist extrodinaire, co-founder of string field theory) Assata Shakur, Mumia Abu Jamal, Octavio Paz, Albert Camus, Samuel Beckett, Burroughs, Bukowski, my mother... my best friend and soulmate Charlotte D.

My Blog

leaves and leafs

plural, singular.  defines me, is me. nothing gold can stay................." Nature's first green is gold,               Her hardest hue to...
Posted by saprophyte on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 11:09:00 PST

DAY OF THE DEAD!!! FESTIVAL TONIGHT!

OCT. 27TH!!!  HEY PEOPLE,I'LL BE AT THE DAY OF THE DEAD FESTIVAL TONIGHT.  IT'S A HUGE FESTIVAL WITH PERFORMERS, BANDS, ART, ALTARS, COSTUMES, AZTEC DANCERS, AND EVERYONE'S DRESSED UP!! ...
Posted by saprophyte on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 12:27:00 PST

days of passing

the sun has begun it's descent into the netherworld.  soon the world the will be arrested by rain, snow, and hues of brown, white, black and grey.  the transitions and the people they consum...
Posted by saprophyte on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 01:55:00 PST

blah plus blah

equals, a pretty eventful bleh.  im bored of watching the science channel and studying anatomy and chemistry.  yay for ionic compounds.  hey, someone come over to my house and we'll mak...
Posted by saprophyte on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:00:00 PST

sept 9th at the showcase

come down to check the show on sept 9th.  it's a benefit show in support of mark hall of scarred for life, base collectives and the long beach warehouse.  entrance is ten ducats.  it'll...
Posted by saprophyte on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:55:00 PST

happy birthday

to my mom, of course!! she would've been 60 years young today!  she had me five days before her own birthday.  as a nice suprise from me, i fucked up her spine and back by my constant reposi...
Posted by saprophyte on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 09:57:00 PST

cheers to all who came!!

thanks to everyone for coming and for the birthday wishes.  it was a cool birthday.  have gotten sick since.  will be up and at em in no time. once again the madman in me ignored my ach...
Posted by saprophyte on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 11:41:00 PST

July 30th!!! my birthday party suckas!!!

STARTS AT 8PM SHARP!!! We go on at 8:30!!! Please come and join us!!!  support the bands and bring yourself as a b-day present. We'll be partying at my house after...A Happy Death ...
Posted by saprophyte on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:22:00 PST

back home. still haven't really gone out yet...

shit, im still loving it being lazy.  i haven't really partied since i've arrived...nor have i told any friends of my arrival.  i thoroughly enjoyed my european excursion, but i think my bra...
Posted by saprophyte on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 01:09:00 PST

"LIFE IS MY OWN PRIVATE JOKE...

...AND YOU ARE THE PUNCHLINE."that is what the world said to me when i was born.-rick
Posted by saprophyte on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:47:00 PST