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Ben The Bat

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About Me

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You are Batman Batman 95% Superman 80% Robin 78% Hulk 65% Supergirl 60% Green Lantern 60% Wonder Woman 50% Iron Man 50% The Flash 40% Spider-Man 35% Catwoman 30% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
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Well, when I'm not busy scrambling over the rooftops of cardiff as my alter ego Ben The Bat...man, I tend to chilax with friends and family whether it be getting pissed, having a laugh or just general fun times socialising. I'd say I'm an all round decent chap & I'm also quite the Geek when it comes to Films/Games/Comics Books. My advice is, Live life cos it tends to be shorter than a hobbit!!!

My Interests

The Batman (There is NO other fan bigger...Not in Cardiff anyway). Filims (specially ones with smashing plots & crackin juggulars). Sheep (Hey I can't help it, being Welsh I guess its just encoded into our Genes ;). Cartoons, Anime & Animated sitcoms (Much more fun than watching coronation street mutha fuggas). Comic Books/Graphic Novels (The Bat CAN & HAS kicked Superman's ARSE, Sorry Calv). Muzak Gigs (pubs, arena's, festivals, stadium's, I luv em all). My Playstation 1-3 (My other BatMobile's a Metal Gear I'll have you know). My Chrome possie, My College Possie, My Yank possie (You know who you all are Bitchazzzz). And finally..........TOTTY!!! (Ladies straight up, Tittays are my GREATEST weakness). .. MySpaceScripts Profile Editor

I'd like to meet:

Scarlett Johansson's TITTY'S!!! On a more serious note, anybody who's up for a laugh really. I gotta pretty stupid sense of humour so don't say I didn't warn you. This profile brought to you by TAFF WARS: "May The Fuckan Force Be With Ew Butt...."

Music:

"THERE IS...A HOUSE...IN NEW ORLEANS..."

Movies:

BATMAN BEGINS
SIN CITY
CITY OF GOD
NIGHT WATCH (NOCHNOI DOZOR)
THE EVIL DEAD TRILOGY

Television:

FUTURAMA
FAMILY GUY
CHAPPELLE'S SHOW
THE YOUNG ONES
RED DWARF
HEROES

Books:

Mainly graphic novels, Batman, Superman, Green Lantern, Justice League, Judge Dredd, Sin City, Hellboy, V For Vendetta, You get the picture. Viz: Roger's Profanisaurus: The Ultimate Swearing Dictionary is an all time fave of mine too. And let's not forget....The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From The Living Dead is also an essential read (hey you never know it could happen).

Heroes:

MY DAD BATMAN

My Blog

MUSE 'BH&R' TOUR 2006/WEMBLEY STADIUM 17/06/2007

CARDIFF INTERNATIONAL ARENA: SUNDAY 12TH NOVEMBER 2006. Muse have been my favourite band since discovering them back in 2001 with second album 'ORIGIN OF SYMMETRY'. Matt Bellamy's screeching guitars, ...
Posted by Ben The Bat on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:41:00 PST

Ben The Bat's Profanisaurus. Chapter III: S through Z

Ss Saloon Doors n. A pair of well used, swinging fanny flaps that one swaggers into, only to be thrown out of three minutes later. Samurai n. A fearsome, ceremonial pork sword. Scouser's Key n. A...
Posted by Ben The Bat on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 10:53:00 PST

Ben The Bat's Profanisaurus. Chapter II: J through R

Jj Jam Rag n. Tampon, fanny mouse, chuftie plug. Jizz 1. n. Jism. 2. v. To shoot one's load, lose one's mess. Jizz Bolt n. A glob of ejaculate that leaves the hog's eye with enough force to put the te...
Posted by Ben The Bat on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 10:56:00 PST

Ben The Bat's Profanisaurus. Chapter I: A through I

Aa Abra-Kebabra n. An illusion performed after a night on the piss, Whereby a Kebab is made to disappear down the performer's throat, only to reappear a short time later on the back of a taxi driver's...
Posted by Ben The Bat on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 04:35:00 PST