Geometry, underwater basket weaving, picking up hitchhikers, spanking, mutual masturbation...oh wait...this isn't adult friend finder!
Kelly!, Jem and the Holograms, The Darkness, Weird Al, Vanilla Ice, Tammy, Ron Burgundy master of the Jazz Flute
Shrek, Half Baked, Office Space, Anchorman, Just Friends, Borat, Austin Powers, Jackass, Dodgeball, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Happy Gilmore, Mallrats, Bulletproof, Nothing to Lose, Shaun of the Dead, Super Troopers, 40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Employee of the Month, Bridget Jones's Diary, The Sweetest Thing, Bambi, Analbum Cover 3 : The lost hole, Spaceballs, Drop Dead Fred, Death To Smoochy, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, License To Drive, Kung Pow!, Muriel's Wedding, Elf, Sorority Boys, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Family Guy, The Office, Kids In The Hall, MST3K, Seinfeld, BTVS, Full House (yeah Bob Saget rocks, and so does John Stamos's mullet!)
"Good Omens" by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett...read it! You will laugh out loud!
Speak n spell, the milkman who boinked my mom, mental illness, David Hasselhoff, Joe Pesci, My Priest, Scoopy The Clown, Scoopi the Hamster (RIP), Captain Cockeye, Action Jackson, The Govenator, Beavis & Butt-Head, Witchipoo, John Holmes and the clap, JohnBoy Walton's Mole, El Chupacabra, Bob Vila, Bob Ross and Happy Little Trees, Chewbacca and Wicket, Huggy Bear, Captain Jack Sparrow, Glomer, my vagina, Ziggy Stardust, The Earl of Sandwich, Big Gay Al, Dane Cook, Dave Attell, Jim Gaffigan, Broken Lizard and George Carlin