Sgt Phallics Under Nourished Kids

About Me

Sgt Phallics Under Nourished Kids began life in 1984 as "The Vinyl Outcasts". A ramshackle, enthusiastic bunch of herberts with more Alcohol capacity than musical ability. After 3 gigs (in various Garages and living rooms) Frontman Porno, Guitarist Mike Strapon, Drummer Basher and Part-Time supermodel Andy went their seperate ways.By 1994, Mike Strapon had learned to play the guitar, and felt the urge to re-live his Punk Rock youth again. He called Porno and within weeks they were rehearsing songs new & old with Bishop Basher on Drums (Strapon had been drummer for a bit, but kept falling off), Bass player Mr Merkin and New Guitarist Dead Gussett.A Legend was born.....If you really want more, check the Blog Section for a full Phallic History.

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Member Since: 4/28/2007
Band Website: myspace.com/sgtphallic
Band Members: A Complete History of Band Members:Porno: Lead Vocals & Shouting. Mike Strapon: Guitar & Backing Noises. Johnny Packet: Drums & Backing Tunes. Dead Gussett: Guitar & Breaking Strings. Gary Baldi: Drums & Protection. Mr Merkin: Bass & Backing Growls. Grunt: Bass Guitar & Enigmatic Posing. Bishop Basher: Drums & Animalisms.Those that were of enourmous help:Vom (Die Toten Hosen) Drums when Packet slashed his hand. Gary Baldi: Various guest appearances before he joined & help on the UK Subs Tour. Grunt: For being a Roadie before being a bass player. Warren Peace: For Helping when we were Drummerless! The Stains: For Supports & Support.
Influences: The Barron Knights, The Ramones, Test Tube Babies, The Lurkers, Danger Mouse, Sex Pistols, Die Toten Hosen, The Vinyl Outcasts, Portland Bill, Wayne Nutt & all things 1977.
Sounds Like: Schoolboy Humour & '77 Punk Rock!
Record Label: Strapon Discs
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Porno's Guide To Understanding Phallic Songs.

A little light is shed on the songs from the man who wrote almost all of them! I Wanna Know We are always asked, 'who is Lorraine?' well, she does not exist. Sperm Attack! The first song written for t...
Posted by Sgt Phallics Under Nourished Kids on Tue, 15 May 2007 08:12:00 PST

The Phallic Story. Part 1: "The Vinyl Outcasts - The Very Beginning".

Sgt Phallics Under Nourished Kids The Complete History...: Part 1: "The Vinyl Outcasts - The Very Beginning". It was the early part of 1984. Porno had been mucking about in a bedroom band called ...
Posted by Sgt Phallics Under Nourished Kids on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 01:45:00 PST

January 2002 Interview (From Local Fanzine)

This interview with the band appeared in the January 2002 Issue of "Punk's Not Dead, It Just Smells Like It", a punk fanzine distributed around (Mostly) Essex. We think it's average circulation ...
Posted by Sgt Phallics Under Nourished Kids on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:21:00 PST