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sammy

lookin like a magpie on a goddamned telephone wire...

About Me

i got shot in the heart with an arrow from a custom made recurve bow...

My Interests

bicycles. records. cigarettes. and...

I'd like to meet:

if you are going to waste my time, leave me the fuck alone. otherwise i would love to be graced with your pressence.

Music:

it's like crack

Movies:

talk to me goose....

Television:

makes an affordable babysitter

Books:

they're graphic novels, not comic books, mom...

My Blog

it's almost here...

it's the day after my birthday, which was awesome, 56 DEGREES outside!! The day of my birthday marked a monumental time of year, the first day of the year that i don't wear long underwear. The past c...
Posted by sammy on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 01:01:00 PST

i have one stupid question...

why the fuck are people so god damn incompitent? so, yesterday, on my way to work, i'm riding down hennepin avenue and this girl, while looking in her passenger seat opens her car door....five feet in...
Posted by sammy on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 06:01:00 PST

and, there off...

so i went to florida not too long ago to hang with my dearly beloved mother and her fiance. considering it's florida i went to the airport wearing shorts and a wife beater. and yes, i was rollin' comm...
Posted by sammy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST