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About Me

I would just like to first point out before you read this that my life is based around the events that have happened in Stephen Baldwin's life. The only things that are different are the people that are involved, and the things that happened.

If you did not already know, I just recently moved to Virginia. This state is about as cool as Nikki Sixx's solo albums.

I rescue cats in case of fires.

I don't know where that just came from. Evidently I just don't like hot pussy.... yeah that was tasteless.

I have always wondered why homosexuals are the most energetic people you will ever meet.

I had a customer tell my crew that the only reason he returned is becuase he thinks its awesome how intense their manager (me) is.

I was told when I was young to life my life by the motto "What would Jesus Do." I always lived my life by the ways of the bible. Then, 2 months ago, I realized I was following the ways of the wrong Jesus.... They meant Jesus (pronounced Hey-Zeus) as in Jesus Rivera. He is a Half Puerto Rican guy that I hired who I had to order 7x shirts and they are too small for him. He has 5 kids. He hates his wife. His fulltime job is a Janitor at a High School. I want to be like him

The sad thing is, I am serious about the guy I hired.

I love bible jesus.

I also love Nick Nolte. (sober)

I just realized that the release party for the new Harry Potter book would be a Petophile's dream....

I dont know why I thought of that. Im sorry

I have always wanted to date a large angry black chick. Just to see how miserable I can make my life

I am already doing good by giving lube jobs for a living.

I used to dog fight with Michael Vick

Only I used to fight the dogs.

I never won.

He is still an american hero.

I am referring to me.

three web sites to look at www.tourettesguy.com, www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com, www.leatheroaks.net.

You will thank me later.

I took anger management with Chris Benoit

I decided 15 minutes ago, I want to attend singles street dances with Al Galloway for the rest of my life.

Don't worry Al, I look like a fag in my cowboy hat as well.

My Girlfriend says I smell like 18 different flavors of ass.

There will be no riding the Dane Train for her tonight....

I just got done making Kelsey throw up... (think about that one Kelsey...)

I am going to get a star wars tattoo of either Admiral Ackbar or Lando Calrissian. I need feedback on what to get.

rhinoplasty is so easy even a caveman can do it

I have not had it with all these snakes on this mother fucking plane.

The Beastie Boys can and will teach you all of your life lessons. All through Licenced to Ill.

Jesus (the bible guy) ate wheaties and so do I.

Your Penis Name is: Passionate Jesus Refreshing Baby Maker

Get your own Penis Name

My Interests

Drinking til I vomit blood. Hitting foul balls. Accidental slump breakers. Justin failing miserably with women. Sprouse hung over for 2 days from 1 night. Girls who Chew

I'd like to meet:

Rex Kramer Danger Seeker

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Music:

Bouncing Souls, Rancid. Dropkick Murphys, Cake, Atmosphere, Jupiter Sunrise, At The Drive-in, Mars Volta, Brother Ali, Sublime, The Transplants, Lars Fredrickson and the Bastards, Operation Ivy, U.S. Bombs, Weezer, Beck, The Eels, Rage Against the Machine, Against Me!, Foreigner, The Cars, Flogging Molly, Bad Religion, CZAR OMEGA, too much to list...

Movies:

Snakes on a Plane

Television:

Robot Chicken. Softcore on cinemax

NFL Fight

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Books:

Catch-22, The Bible, Patriot Games, The Outsiders, Sweet Valley Twins, Boxcar Children, 1984, The War of the Worlds, Animal Farn, The Tale of Two Cities.

Heroes:

Jesus, Michael Jordan, Frank Dolezal, Jon Weaver

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My other hero is anyone who can handle me! LOOK AT HOW LONG I LAST! EFF YEAH!

My Blog

Here is the old. It is time for the new

Before reading this, let me advise you to do a few things, pop a few roofies and no-doze. Well. actually thats all you need to do. And dont get AIDS. or AID. (just one) I have been trying to ...
Posted by Dane Bro Chill 7 on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 07:43:00 PST

And yet we have another old profile.....

My name is Dane My about me is a short novel or ramblings Its kind of like Purple Rain on paper, but intentionally funny First off, I would like to thank my roomates, I couldnt have done this witho...
Posted by Dane Bro Chill 7 on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:58:00 PST

RESOLUTION REVOLUTION! Like Godstock but with less god and more booze

Everyone one has unattainable new years resolutions. I made mine fairly attainable.Im not gonna be saying that I want to quit or slow down on my boozing. All that does is lead to 19 day binges and ton...
Posted by Dane Bro Chill 7 on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:34:00 PST

Old about me .74

I just want all of you to know all about me, so here comes another novel. If you have the drive to read all of it, let me know. I will personally give you a high 5. I would also like to remind you -...
Posted by Dane Bro Chill 7 on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:39:00 PST

If you want to know more about me....

Countdown::15 Random Favorites::1:80s Rock 2:shitty beers - Olds Style and PBR 3:runnin shit over in my rodeo with keith 4:Dive Bars like the Roadhouse 5:Roomate bonding time... which is normall...
Posted by Dane Bro Chill 7 on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 04:10:00 PST

At least it was funny at the time

Some of you may say that my humor is tasteless. Or just that I am tasteless. Well Saturday night, in my drunken stooper, My friend Joey and I were in the McDonalds bathroom and saw an opertune moment....
Posted by Dane Bro Chill 7 on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:03:00 PST

Another old profile....

This is the tale of an angry fat kid. Pay attention or pay up. Once up on a time, a town called Loup City came into existance. God really hatee that town. He accidently made it the Polish Capital o...
Posted by Dane Bro Chill 7 on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 11:59:00 PST

Its go time....

Hi, my name is Dane. I am an angry kid. not many people like me because I bring pain and suffering into their life. This is by choice. I call myself the 21st century Skeletor. I quit drinking 3 week...
Posted by Dane Bro Chill 7 on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 09:58:00 PST

WWDPD?

"You have to ask yourself one thing; What would Dane Petersen do? Besides screaming profanity at little old ladies and taking your pills for prostate enlargement from your leisure activities at the Q....
Posted by Dane Bro Chill 7 on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 08:05:00 PST

old about me

Kurt Petska is the second coming of Christ. My Dad could possibly be christ.... This means Kurt Petska is really my father. or I am a milk man baby... I dont have fire crotch I like to wang chung ...
Posted by Dane Bro Chill 7 on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 11:37:00 PST