Working Class... |
what follows is a short description of things i do at work to pass the time:1.) i'll ask my coworkers open ended questions like "working hard?" and when they inevitably respond with "hardly workin'!" ...
Posted by DELTA*FORCE on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 07:51:00 PST |
ain't no half steppin'... |
here's a short list of words i never want to hear in a rap song ever again:1.) lyrical2.) bounce3.) twisted4.) S'il vous plaît5.) pretty much anything in french.6.) also, no japanese rap. that shit is...
Posted by DELTA*FORCE on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:46:00 PST |
Pork Products... |
does anyone eat ham?i''ve got a $50 gift certificate for this place called The Honey Baked Ham Store. i swear everything is on the up and up...my neighbor is this crazy old guy with an eye patch, and ...
Posted by DELTA*FORCE on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:45:00 PST |
Good Grief... |
why am i so mad right now?by Jon Harris1. kids2. kids3. kids4. goddam kids5. kids6. kids7. kids8. kids9. comes free with subscription to "Guns & Ammo"10. kids11. just lost job to Mexican Robot12. also...
Posted by DELTA*FORCE on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:06:00 PST |
Last Gasp. |
why am i currently out of breath?1. can't... stop... eating...2. under estimated 3 foot bong.3. breath was stolen by cat.4. wolves chasing me.5. because you're beauty is overwhelming my desire for sel...
Posted by DELTA*FORCE on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 11:23:00 PST |
Observations... |
despite that nagging feeling in the back of your head, enjoying the occasional popsicle does NOT make you gay. enjoying the occasional penis does. unless of course you are a heterosexual woman... i...
Posted by DELTA*FORCE on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 12:25:00 PST |
Radioactivity... |
i slept 3 hours last night. i've been awake for 22. i can't sleep. this heat is... oppressive. it's fucking amazing. i've been watching season 2 of "lost" all night... and dude, my Mom was total...
Posted by DELTA*FORCE on Mon, 29 May 2006 12:55:00 PST |
Seven Years... |
it's been seven years since i stopped using drugs and alcohol... and i've come to the conclusion that i hate thinking about my life in terms of my own sobriety. it makes me sound like such an asshol...
Posted by DELTA*FORCE on Thu, 11 May 2006 03:28:00 PST |
Ryan... |
there's not really much i could say about him that could do him justice... not in this medium anyways. he was remarkably talented, and equally as troubled. he died young. despite being several years o...
Posted by DELTA*FORCE on Tue, 09 May 2006 09:57:00 PST |
Forked Tounge... |
So far who did you talk to the most today?:- i spent a better portion of the day muttering under my breath to myself. What is the best name for a butler?- Corneilus J. OftenswallowsWhat is the thing y...
Posted by DELTA*FORCE on Thu, 04 May 2006 07:44:00 PST |
