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shockmaster

You want a piece of me?

About Me

I'm the worst gimmick ever created by Arn Anderson and WCW (And believe mewhen I tell you, they've come up with some stinkers. How do you think a company can lose 80 million dollars in one year? Viagra on a pole match, anyone?). I'm an overweight slob with electrical powers (You heard me right. Wanna make something of it?) who wears a sparkly blue stormtrooper helmet and cape to the ring. My debut on WCW's Flair For The Gold was so pathetic that the wrestlers were trying to stifle their laughs to keep in character. I guess falling through a paper mache wall and losing my helmet didn't help matters. Needless to say, I only lasted about a month. The only people that remember me nowadays are Wrestlecrap.com fans. God, I'm such a freakin loser!!For more info on me: http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/431.html

My Interests

pro wrestling, food, tv, beer

I'd like to meet:

Anybody that remembers me, that could help me get a job, or that could spare some change.

Music:

Molly Hatchet

Movies:

Are You Ready To Rumble, They Live, Thunder In Paradise, Beyond the Mat, No Holds Barred, Hell Comes To Frogtown, Mr. Nanny, Predator 2

Books:

Pro Wrestling Illustrated, Hustler, Jugs, Nugget, Figre Four Weekly, Wrestlecrap, Sex, Lies, and Headlocks, Idiot's guide to Pro Wrestling