YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN EXCITED! DIRTY COPS HAVE ARRIVED! OFFICERS JOE SOMAR AND JESSICA BRANDOW MET AT THE THEODORE CURRUTHERS POLICE ACADEMY AND GRADUATED IN 2004. THE ROOKIE DUO DECIDED THAT RIDING AROUND IN A PADDYWAGON WASN'T ENOUGH. AFTER BUSTING UP SEVERAL "UNDERGROUND PUNK SHOWS" WHILE ON THE BEAT, THEY BECAME ENAMORED WITH THE HARDCORE GUITAR RIFFS AND PUNISHING DRUMBEATS THEY HEARD FROM "THE SCENE". DIRTY COPS BEGAN TO PLAY SHOWS IN EXCHANGE FOR IMMUNITY AGAINST SHOWS BEING SHUTDOWN. THIS EARNED THEM A REPUTATION AS "WAY COOL" AMONGST THE REBELLIOUS TEEN-AGERS THEY USED TO BE AT ODDS AGAINST.
THE BAND GOT THEIR MOST PRESTIGIOUS "GIG" WHEN THEY COMPLETELY ROCKED THE 128TH ANNUAL POLICEMAN'S BALL AT CITY HALL. THE BAND'S HEAVY SOUND DIDN'T "GEL" WITH THE SQUARE CROWD IN ATTENDENCE AND BOTH BRANDOW AND SOMAR WERE SUSPENDED (WITH PAY) FOR AN INDEFINITE AMOUNT OF TIME. WHILE ON SUSPENSION, THE DUO DECIDED TO RECORD A SLEW OF PUNK RECORDS TO SHOWCASE THEIR DIY ETHIC AND MOSHPIT MINDSET!
SIGNING IMMEDIATELY TO DEATH TAPES/SEX THREATS, DIRTY COPS RELEASED THE FOLLOWING TOTAL CLASSICS:
LAW POWER - OUT OF PRINT 7"
"POLICE GLORY" b/w "WE CALL 911" - OUT OF PRINT 7"
MILLIONS OF LIVE COPS - OUT OF PRINT 12"
MORE COMPLETELY UNDERGROUND RELEASES ARE ON THE WAY!
THIS JUST IN!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE A ROOKIE IN OUR MIDST! OFFICER TIA VINCENT HAS BEEN TRANSFERED OVER FROM THE 21ST PRECINCT IN INWOOD OVER TO OUR SQUAD! YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN INTRIGUED!
