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Jen Hominid

jenhominid

About Me

I'm fat, adorable, brilliant and awkward.
I like things I can make with my hands. I like words and pictures, especially together as a solid unit.

*please note: a monkey is not an ape.*

Postsecret, read it.

My Interests

Anthropology.
Art, in general.
Baking.
Culinary Arts.
Fromage.
Linux.
Martha Stewart.
Picture making.
Pig.
Primates.
Syndicalist.
Tattoos.

I'd like to meet:

Thomas Keller
Daniel Boulud
Wylie Dufresne
Gabriel Rucker
Alice Waters
Everyone at elBulli
Eric Ripert
Anthony Bourdain

Joel-Peter Witkin
Connie Imboden
Meatyard
Simon Marsden

Emma Goldman
Peter Kropotkin
Voltairine de Cleyre
The Haymarket Martyrs
Lorenzo Komboa Ervin

Patton Oswalt
Jim Norton
Sophie Dahl
Crispin Glover
The Old 97's

Music:

cat usa.bmp | aplay

Movies:

•All over me
•Back to the future
•Bad Santa
•Beautiful thing
•Brazil, not the bastardized version
•Chuck and Buck
•Crybaby
•Dawn of the dead(s)
•Eraserhead
•Eternal sunshine
•Everything Ken Burns
•Evil dead
•Falling down
•Female troubles
•Ghost world
•Hairspray, the original
•Happiness
•Hellraiser
•Human nature
•Italian job, the original
•James Bond, various(Sean Connery and Roger Moore)
•Logan’s run
•Lord of the rings trilogy
•Ma via en rose
•Me and You and Everyone We Know
•Most dogme 95
•My life without me
•Office space
•Predator
•Punch-drunk love
•Rags to riches
•Return of the living dead
•Rivers edge
•Royal tenenbaums
•Rushmore
•Star Wars, IV, V, VI
•Superbad
•Texas chainsaw massacre, the original
•They came back
•Tipping the velvet
•Twelve monkeys
•The Wicker Man
•Y tu mamá también
•Zardaz

Television:

•Antiques Roadshow
•Battlestar Galactica
•Dexter
•Family Guy
•Globe Trekker
•Jeopardy
•Mr Show
•South Park
•Star Trek, all of them
•Stargate, both of them
•Top Chef
•The Tribe
•Various other nerd-fantastic shows

Books:

• Choke.
• Dictionaries, unabridged.
• Franny and Zooey.
• Go tell it on the mountain.
• Guns, germs and steel.
• Hegemony or survival.
• Living My Life.
• Lullaby.
• Mutual Aid.
• Naked.
• World orders, old and new.
• Blah blah blah…

Artists:
• Aaron Kraten.
• Diane Arbus.
• Diego.
• Frida.
• Grime.
• Joel-Peter Witkin.
• Keith Haring.
• Lazi.
• Matt Shaver.
• Philippe Halsman.
• Smith Eliot.
Etc etc.

Heroes:

'First they came for the Communists, but I was not a Communist, so I said nothing. Then they came for the Social Democrats, but I was not a Social Democrat, so I did nothing. Then came the trade unionists, but I was not a trade unionist. And then they came for the Jews, but I was not a Jew, so I did little. Then when they came for me, there was no one left to stand up for me.

My Blog

Vomit me this batgirl.

I spent 12 hours last night vomiting. During meat cutting class I started to feel like my stomach was turning itself inside out and I left immediately because I could tell projectile vomiting was soon...
Posted by Jen Hominid on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:13:00 PST

I’m drunk, lets hump

Ha. No, not really.Well, I am drunk but we are not going to hump.I can't stop watching Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis.
Posted by Jen Hominid on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 12:38:00 PST

Jean Harlow and Vivian Leigh made my day

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Posted by Jen Hominid on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 05:04:00 PST

Booze and art from the nerds at Pussy Cat Tattoo

That should explain most of it. Everyone should come down, have a drink with me because I am awesome and check out the extra-fantastic paintings and doodlings....
Posted by Jen Hominid on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 10:07:00 PST

\m/

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Posted by Jen Hominid on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:28:00 PST

Wii! Snow!

Some sluts get snow on themselves:...
Posted by Jen Hominid on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:44:00 PST

Bitch, I love you.

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Posted by Jen Hominid on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 05:52:00 PST

...but I wont do that.

1. How tall are you barefoot? Yay-high. 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? No, but I like to mainline aspirin. 3. Do you own a gun? SHOT THROUGH THE HEART! AND YOU'RE TOOOOO BLAAAMMMMEEEEEE. 4. Do yo...
Posted by Jen Hominid on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 05:24:00 PST

After the fall.

One day you faint because the gardener cut his finger off, within a week you're climbing over corpses of children bombed in a subway. What hope can there be if that is true? I tried to die near the en...
Posted by Jen Hominid on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 11:18:00 PST

Writing on moving walls...

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Posted by Jen Hominid on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 06:09:00 PST