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Emerald

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I work, and I drink, mostly in that order. Saving animal lives and body piercing are what I do for fun and profit. Drinking I do to keep myself from ripping off my own face.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who wobble but don't fall down.

My Blog

Y’all best recognize!

that I am awsome. That is all.
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 02:02:00 GMT

How much Xanex does it take for me to go on vacation?

Oh lordy. Ya know, I always dream of my vacations when they are coming. I think 'Wow. Heres a chance for me to just lay around and hang out on the beautiful California coast.' Since I have been here I...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 22:02:00 GMT

stop the fucking whining already!!!!

I am playing the worlds smallest violin for myself.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:19:00 GMT

Ah, life. That mischeviously shitty little frind of mine.

i have to let my dog go. This is erally a probelm for me. I love her WAY too much. Good lord. Can't something really great happen to me for once? I have been single for, like, over two years. My cats ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:31:00 GMT

Maybe its a little less than the shits.

What the hell are we all doing? I know alot of people that are starting to do more self evalutation than has been happening previously. My question is, is it good for us? I know that we should all, at...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 16:36:00 GMT

What the hell has happened to my friends?

Well, I have come to the conclusion that maybe life isn't as bad as I have currently been feeling it to be. There have been problems among the friend group for a while, but I think they might be clear...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 16:01:00 GMT

Why?

Why is every guy Im interested in actually interested in my best friend? It makes me sad.
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 02:55:00 GMT

Big girl job!!!

I got my big girl job! I work at VCA Southeast Portland Animal Hospital  as an assistant now. It's scary, being an emergency hospital, but I like it. More later.
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 13:01:00 GMT

No Cash, No Metal!

Seriously. Why would you come to a place like a tattoo and piercing shop without cash in hand? Did you not know that when we charge things to a card we have to wait about 2 weeks to get the money? Cas...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jul 2005 17:12:00 GMT

Guns at the Airport!

Holy crap! I got accosted at the airport! I woke up early yesterday morning to catch a flight to San Jose, and decided to wear what I had been wearing the night before (pants, Dwarves shirt) and left ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 May 2005 11:59:00 GMT