Ringmaster of the Cambodian Chicken Circus

About Me

I'm a little too kinky to be Vanilla. And a little too old-fashioned to be considered a pervert. I'm a both big-hearted and uncaring. I am happier now than I have ever been in my life. I've just discovered the joy of long distance cycling and am heavily immersed in Scuba Diving. I've been fortunate enough to do a significant amount of traveling lately. I love my job and my friends and my hobbies. I finally have a lover who is too good for me. And it all feels GREAT!!I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

Goals...small, large, short-term, long-term. I thrive on getting things done...and doing nothing. Life is full of contradictions. Hiking, Biking, Camping, Rafting, Tubing, Scuba, Laying out in the Sun and Yoga. Traveling...seeing more of this beautiful and fucked up world. Books...escape and edification combined. Body Modification, esp. cutting...and Piercing...Blood is truth!

I'd like to meet:

Size doesn't matter so unless we have something real in common, I'm not here just to amass numbers of "friends." I would however like to meet fellow divers...especially females with good air consumption and weekdays off!! I don't have enough Jewish friends either. But mostly I am here to hang with the friends I know and love but never see because I am either out of the country or climbing a mountain or 100 feet deep.

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Music:

My ABSOLUTE FAVORITES ARE: ManMan, Nick Cave, David Bowie, Tom Waits, Circus Contraption, Gogol Bordello, Mindless Self Indulgence, Meatmen, Tenacious D, Drive by Truckers, Butthole Surfers, Nina Hagen, Bongwater, Johnny f'in Cash, Lounge Music

Movies:

Natural Born Killers, Sid and Nancy, Brazil, Dr. Caligari, Anchorman, The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover...or anything by Peter Greenaway. Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown or anything by Pedro Almodavar. Zoolander, Frankenhooker, What the Bleep do we Know, Rocky Horror Picture Show, South Park the Movie, Anything with Adrien Brody, Time of the Gypsies, Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club and all that formative crap...

Television:

I finally got rid of my cable after I realized I hadn't watched the television for 2 or more months. Then I got rid of the internet because I have some seriously expensive habits I need to support somehow. I don't miss the tv. And the lack of access to compulsive internet shopping, although missed is ultimately a good thing!

Books:

Anything by Jerzy Kosinski, Milan Kundera, Maya Angelou, Toni Morrison, Herman Hesse, Christopher Moore, Kurt Vonnegut, or Tom Robbins Travel writing and sideshow tales top my to read list. The traveling death and resurrection show...Geek Love, Getting stoned with Savages...Hobo...and anything Sasha recommends because the man is brilliant and wise in the creative arts.

Heroes:

People who balance work and play...are happy...are loving...are funny...are passionately alive!! who give something of value to the earth/womankind, etc.

My Blog

I gotta wear shades

I am sitting here in the wee hours of the morn. The work crew has finally left me alone to ponder the new space and....I LOVE ITI love it more than anything I have ever loved before I don't know...
Posted by Ringmaster of the Cambodian Chicken Circus on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:56:00 PST

mixed bag of snatch

My dog Zandor has to be put to sleep. He's old and in pain and it's time to say goodbye...besides he pissed in my shoe...while I was wearing it! Say "goodnight" sweet prince. ...
Posted by Ringmaster of the Cambodian Chicken Circus on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 02:01:00 PST

Ffffffrustration!!

It seems most of my blogs are elated ramblings on the many exciting adventures i've been having...like my hike last week where we got so turned around the fire department had to rescue us 17 miles off...
Posted by Ringmaster of the Cambodian Chicken Circus on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 04:19:00 PST

Lottery is for Suckas

The real money is in Life Insurance. Seems that confidence which is the key to success according to many a self-help book can actually be a detriment. And as I have this attribute in spade...
Posted by Ringmaster of the Cambodian Chicken Circus on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:55:00 PST

Bring it on!!

Now that I have officially completed my first century bike ride I can say with confidence "NEXT!" Although we used the ride as an excuse to lay in bed most of the day, neither one of us were par...
Posted by Ringmaster of the Cambodian Chicken Circus on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:29:00 PST

attempt at brevity

travel log broken into bite-sized bits for the work overloaded and drug-addled minds of my dear attention deprived friends praise be to allah my days as a housesitter are over! I...
Posted by Ringmaster of the Cambodian Chicken Circus on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 06:05:00 PST

stepping in shit

...is an opportunity to enjoy how it feels to squish it around between your toes and appreciate the fact that the rest of you is clean! The day started poorly. I had stayed out too late the nigh...
Posted by Ringmaster of the Cambodian Chicken Circus on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 05:37:00 PST

rage against the bureacracy

It all started innocently enough, the night before i left with an attempt to order vegan meals for my 14 hours flight to sydney. By the time i made it through the voice recog...
Posted by Ringmaster of the Cambodian Chicken Circus on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 08:05:00 PST

laugh or cry

there is no greater indicator of our alleged gods both humor and indifference than the average dog in most foreign countries. for instance...such ludicrous combinations of breeds as great dane he...
Posted by Ringmaster of the Cambodian Chicken Circus on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:38:00 PST

no entiendo espanol

the simplicity and ease of my other travel abroad never truly hit me until i set foot off the plane in managua...i am a foreigner here and lacking in language skills my ability to survive, let al...
Posted by Ringmaster of the Cambodian Chicken Circus on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:06:00 PST