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Rantosaurus!

    Oh... so much shit to bitch about, such a short attention span. Lets see... Most importantly, let's talk about the shit-for-brains cockweasel that designed my laptop. It seems as th...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:52:00 GMT

Ranto Grande

    So, I guess Wednesday is the new Friday. Last night at the pub, we were essentially punched in the nuts over, and over, and over until our collective sack was the size of a pineappl...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 14:11:00 GMT

Bram-page

 The pants-off dance-off revealed to me at least one thing. Well, I don't know if I'd call it a 'revealation' so much, considering I knew it going in, but... let's just say that it highlighted on...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:34:00 GMT

Stress!

 I hate being stressed. It turns me into a complete, humorless asshole. Blah. So!                   Let me tell y...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 16:58:00 GMT

Exiting the "Bat Cave"

  For those among you who aren't already intimately familiar with the strains of looking for a place to live in the Bay area, here are some of the lessons I have learned thus far:  Lesson 1...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 21:06:00 GMT

And now it’s time for a breakdown...!

    I suppose that it's not really considered 'moving' unless it's fraught with constant and unrelenting turmoil.     If it's not the initial job search, it's the apartment h...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:40:00 GMT

Success!

  Ah ha! After weeks of toiling, I find myself both employed and housed. Yes, I finally got a place. What I didn't realize when I moved here is that the East Bay (Oakland and Berkely in particula...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 11:45:00 GMT

Riz-ant

  As I sit here, typing this, Sarah is seducing an Irishman. About ten feet away from me. On my bed. It's... pretty cool. You see, I fear that if I were to leave the room for any extended amount ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 01:24:00 GMT

Rock

 Yesterday was amazingly good times. Stumptown coffee is not the best in the world: in fact, Stumptown can suck my nuts. The menfolk are incredibly attractive. People are nice. I was out late and...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 11:00:00 GMT

Brock Johnson

   Well, while all of my stuff is not yet moved out of the old house, I am now officially the New Brooke. Or, for those in the know, Brock Johnson. Whoo! Goodbye, old house, hello dude ranch...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 13:30:00 GMT