Nitro G, I'm Still Relevant...Right?... Right?

" To Get The Audience's Sympathies On Your Side Start Off With The Saddest Thing You Can Think Of, After That The rest Is A Walk And Their Attention Is Yours."- An Important Rule For Any Writer To Follow.Nitro G, The G Stands For Gangster of love!Let's Get One Thing Stright...Micky Free is NOT A Girl!well... where do i begin... so much... lets see...hmmmm..Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Some call me the gangster of love Some people call me maurice Cause I speak of the pompitous of love.- The Joker by Steve Miller ok seriously for starters hi! my name is Darren. now that we are better aquainted lets get down to the rest, i love acting and some day hope to be famous with the rest of the illustrious hollywood bunch. i am currently in school for film and i am making a film right now as we speak. i some day hope to be head of my own production company, write movies, direct and act. (a lil ambitious) i love comic books and work for a comic books tore actually. i belive that love can win over any situation in life and that true love is destined to find everyone, wheather we choose to follow it, is totally up to us. i love to laught and make others laugh (ture die hard comidian) i hate sitting back and seeing all this pain and evil and destruction in the world and would love to some day do smthing about it to make the world a better place to "save it" you could say i have a really huge messiah complex, i have the over whelming urge to fight the good fight and contsantly help others and save. i find potrey and astetic value in everything in life and i belive no matter how bad somthing is, there is always poetic value to it. i also belive that humans possess the untapped possiblity for extreme and vast power, power of super human sorts to do somthing good with to save and protect to help those who need it. think of it in these terms, when people have adrenellin rushes they can almost do alot more then normal. have you ever run a lil faster then noraml, been able to lift up more weight then usual or even jump higher then before and feel like you are sort of floting for a split second. just think if we could tapp in to that harness those slight moments, who knows what we can do. any way thats me in a nut shell, im a thinkiner , an artist and a poet, if you dont like me i cant do anything to change that and i dont think i would want to, everyone is entitled to their own opinions and choices. well now i guess this makes us pretty much freinds now huh? -----------"The much debated theory of Boys and Girls" By Helen Lin The theory is as follows:Guys and girls CANNOT be “just friends” if they spend a considerable amount of time together exclusivelyLet me rephrase:You have a friend of the opposite sex. AT SOME POINT in the relationship together, you will either 1) get a crush on him/her 2) entertain the idea of going out with them but never following through 3) entertain the idea, following through, but have it fail 4) entertain the idea, following though, have it work and thus, proves my theoryExample: Joe meets Jane. Joe and Jane spend everyday together for say, 3 weeks straight, maybe even 2. It is guaranteed that either Joe or Jane will start to get a crushon each other, or at least, start entertaining the idea in their heads, but not necessarily both at the same time.A Little Background: The basis of my thesis When Harry Met Sally TheorySally: We are just going to be friends, OK? Harry: Great, friends. It's the best thing...You realize, of course, that we can never be friends. Sally: Why not? Harry: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape, or form - is that men and women can't be friends, because the sex part always gets in the way. Sally: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved. Harry: No, you don't. Sally: Yes, I do. Harry: No, you don't. Sally: Yes, I do. Harry: You only think you do. Sally: You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge? Harry: No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you. Sally: They do not. Harry: Do too. Sally: They do not. Harry: Do too. Sally: How do you know? Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her. Sally: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive. Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them, too. Sally: What if they don't want to have sex with you? Harry: Doesn't matter, because the sex thing is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story.However, there are a few clauses:Clause 1: If either person has a boyfriend/ girlfriend. It is possible to be “just friends” if both or at least one are involved with someone else. However, if you think about it, if Joe or Jane both has a significant either, why would they spend everyday together for 2, 3 weeks? I think the boyfriend/girlfriend would get very jealous. And even then, there are still big chances of the two liking each other since they spend so much time together. And I’m sure many of us have liked people that have a boyfriend/girlfriend.Clause 2: If they do not see each other everyday. If they only hang out with each otherlike, once a week exclusively, chances of romance decrease because the other 6 days of week, there are other people to keep your mind busy. But even that’s not a guarantee- you might just look forward to that one day of the week. But definitely, in this case, most likely you really are “just friends”.Clause 3: If you only hang out in a group. This, by far, will definitely guarantee the “just friends” status since there are always so many other people around. The concentrative attention is focused on the group, not between a single boy and girl. Thus, the girl/boys will really be “just friends” with everyone.Clause 4: After being “not just friends”. Here’s a tricky one. Say, Joe and Jane get together, but then realize it was a stupid idea and want to be “just friends” again. Often, it is hard to go back to that “just friends” track if something has happened, but it is possible. However, if they DO revert back to “just friends”, most likely, they won’t spend the same amount of time they did with each other before they got together because they’re afraid of making the same mistake again. So thus, it goes back to Clause 2, which is dependent on how much time they spend with each other.Criticism and Dissenting opinionsWhat if….• My friend of the opposite sex is ugly and I am not attracted to them? Helen’s answer: What kind of retarded friend are you if you actually think your friend is ugly?!?!? I am a firm believer that people’s looks can reflect their personality. That is why somebody may be more beautiful after you get to know them. And why the hell are you spending so much time with them if you think they are ugly?!?! If they really have a great personality, once again, back to Clause 2, once you spend ENOUGH time with them, this “ugliness” will probably diminish because you will be able to NOT BE SHALLOW and see past JUST THE LOOKS. And once you get past the looks, then there’s no turning back to being “just friends”, because you’ll adore them inside and out.• I’ve known my friend of the opposite sex since I was 8 and we’ve been friends for so long that it’s like my sister/brother. Helen’s answer: Have you SEEN Clarissa Explains it all??!?! Even those two, who are best friends got together at one point, but then realized it was stupid. If you’ve been friends since 8, there will be one day down the road where one or another will go for the other, whether the other person knows or not….and it’s the easiest thing too, ESPECIALLY since if you’re such great friends. Think about- same interests, same humor, and obviously click well enough to be friends…you’ll definitely entertain the idea if you get along so well.• The boy is gay and the girl is a lesbian? Helen’s answer: Did you see Chasing Amy? Amy was a lesbian but Holden and her still ended up falling in love. Holden and Amy were “just friends” before Holden went on that teary-eyed speech about how much he loved her. Then she became straight. I think. But in the end, they didn’t talk to each other again.• My friend of the opposite sex have annoying habits? Helen’s answer: Everyone has flaws. If they really are THAT annoying, you wouldn’t be spending that much time with them. Obviously, you can put up with it to some extent.Think about this: You know how every time you start hanging out with a friend of the opposite sex too much, people start talking and asking annoying questions like, “So, what’s going on with you two?” And you reply, “WE’RE JUST FRIENDS.” But that’s a bunch of crock and you know it. Because what happens is that everyone start making fun of you two, and then either you or your friend (or both) will start entertaining the idea in your head (if not there already)…and voila! You’re no longer “just friends” because one of you will want MORE.Typical Situations Situation 1: Joe meets Jane. Jane meets Joe. Joe and Jane hang out a lot. Joe starts liking Jane. Jane starts liking Joe. Joe kisses Jane one night. They become boyfriend/girlfriend. They have a nice relationship. They break up one day. The “friendship” fails. The end.Situation 2: Joe meets Jane. Jane meets Joe. Joe and Jane hang out a lot. Joe secretly starts liking Jane, but is “afraid to ruin the friendship” (a bunch of crock because it really means “I’m afraid to ruin my chances to get with you”) Joe struggles with it for a while, but finally tells Jane. Jane does not return the feelings because “they’re too good of friends” (also a bunch of crock- it really means, “I just don’t find you hot and steamy”. Jane is afraid of leading him on so she becomes distant. Joe gets mad that she’s blowing him off and basically stops even trying to be friends. The “friendship” fails. The end.Situation 3: Joe meets Jane. Jane meets Joe. Joe and Jane hang out a lot. Joe secretly starts liking Jane, but decides not to “ruin the friendship” by telling. However, he is so conflicted that sometimes he is distant, other times really friendly. Jane is confused. Finally, Joe realizes he can’t keep it inside but can’t tell her either, so he just becomes distant forever. The “friendship” fails. The end.Situation 4: Joe meets Jane. Jane meets Joe. Joe and Jane hangs out a lot. Joe has a girlfriend. Jane can’t help but want someone unattainable. Joe doesn’t know and still hangs out with her. Jane finally grows distant because she can’t handle not being with him. The “friendship” fails. The end.Situation 5: Joe meets Jane. Jane meets Joe. Joe and Jane hangs out a lot. Jane starts liking Joe secretly, but decides it’d be awkward to tell him. She hangs out with him still and acts the same. Eventually, she gets over it and move on to another guy. Joe starts liking Jane secretly, but decides not to tell her since he knows she likes someone else. Eventually, Jane hangs out more and more with the other guy and with Joe less and less. Joe is greatly hurt and becomes distant all together. Joe finally gets over her and they never hang out much again. The “friendship” fails. The end.Situation 6: Joe meets Jane. Jane meets Joe. Joe and Jane hangs out a lot. Joe starts liking Jane. Jane starts liking Joe. They kiss, but decided it was stupid. They revert to being “just friends”. However, they still spend a lot of time together, so Joe starts feeling the attraction for Jane again. But Jane doesn’t want to be involved and grows distant so she doesn’t lead him on. The “friendship” fails. The end. Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profile