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Brian {Joker}

I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave

About Me

Whats up? I'm a laid back guy in NJ looking for some new friends, it's time to see some new faces in my life. I'm into music, art, movies, videogames, the paranormal (I saw my dead Great Granfather when I was 7 or 8 standing in the hall way), and anything horror. I would like to be an actor one day, i've been told that I have the type of eyes (piercing!) that can command anyone's attention, so why not use them to my advantage? That's really a far off dream for me though so I have to stay grounded in reality! IM me if you wanna talk: CkyHIM03 Peace for now.P.S. Everyone Lies....Some men aren't looking for anything logical. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn...

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My Interests

Video Games (Official Gears Of War addict!), Music, Movies, Ghosts/The Paranormal, Magic/Illusions, Wrestling, Art, Anime, Horror, Swords/Bladed Weaponry, PIRATES! Transformers, Superheroes/Comics ..

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is a big HIM or CKY fan, and anyone who has a deep passion for horror, films, videogames, Pirates, Comics/Superheroes. I want to meet any extended family I don't really know about, most of them are on my mom's side, my Dad was an adopted child so we know nobody from his side. People I want to meet: Criss Angel,Ron Perlman, Kevin Smith, Alan Rickman, Peter Cullen, Frank Welker, Kane Hodder, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Alfred Molina, Harry "AICN" Knowles, Ville Valo, Johnny Depp, Peter Jackson, Stan Lee, Rob Zombie, Sigourney Weaver, Linda Blair, Zelda Rubinstein, Christopher Walken; the list goes on and on.... Why throw away your life so recklessly?

Music:

HIM.....HIM.....HIM....oh yea and HIM!!! CKY, Carfax Abbey, Criss Angel, KoRn, Mudvayne, Disturbed, Rob Zombie, A Perfect Circle, Marilyn Manson, Cold, Rammstein, Tool, Three Days Grace, In Winter, But Not Forgotten, The Used, The Rasmus, Apocalyptica, Slipknot, Yea Yea Yeas, Evanesence, Daniel Lioneye, Otep, Twisted Sister and Van Helsing's Curse (Dee Snider kicks major ass!), Godsmack, Nine Inch Nails, Soil, Nobuo Uematsu (and The Black Mages), Fireball Ministry,Dimmu Borgir, CRADLE OF FILTH!!!!! The list is tons longer, but I don't wanna type it all!

Movies:

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN!!!!!! Hellboy, Labyrinth, V For Vendetta, Batman Begins, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, All 007 Films, Fantastic Four, The Incredibles, The X-Files: Fight The Future, A Nightmare on Elm St. series, Friday the 13th series, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Matrix (only the first one), Jeepers Creepers 1 and 2, House of 1000 Corpses, Candyman, Hellraiser series, Halloween series, the Predator and Alien films, Legend, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Crow, The Omen, Haggard, CKY 1-4+Documentary, Big Fish, X Men series, Spiderman series, Dark City, The Thing (still terrifies me to this day!), Big Trouble in Little China, Tremors, Evil Dead series, Bubba HoTep, Pitch Black, The Chronicles of Riddick, Tomb Raider series, Blade series, Highlander, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, IT, Underworld series, Interview With The Vampire, Bruce Almighty, Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Ring, The Grudge, Last House on the Left, Scream, Stargate, all Godzilla films, Indiana Jones series, Star Wars, Signs, The Village, SAW, Kevin Smith films, and many, many more..........Jigsaw

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Television:

The X-Files, Farscape, MindFreak, Naruto, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Transformers, Trigun, GHOST HUNTERS!!! Who Wants To Be A Superhero, Weird U.S., MXC, Stargate SG-1, Forever Knight, Mortal Kombat Conquest, Invader Zim, Scare Tactics, Tripping the Rift, Scariest Places on Earth, Haunted History, etc...

Books:

Harry Potter series, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, The Hellbound Heart, IT, The Exorcist, The Books of Blood, Romeo and Juliet, Under The Black Flag. Comics: Spiderman (classic), Hellboy, Fantastic Four, Batman: Hush, X-Men, G.I. Joe V.S. The Transformers (great artwork), Spawn, Civil War!

Heroes:

Mick Foley, Johnny Depp, Robert Englund, Criss Angel, Betsy Palmer, Kane Hodder, Ville Valo, Stan Lee, Jack Kirby, Otto Octavius, Peter Parker, Deron Miller, The Joker....

My Blog

Halloween 2008 Preview

As all of my friends should know, I plan waaaaaaaaaay ahead for Halloween every year, so here is a brief preview of Halloween 2008.  Personally, I think this may be one of my best Halloween's yet...
Posted by Brian {Joker} on Mon, 26 May 2008 06:05:00 PST

New Tattoo!

So I went to Heritage Tattoo in Jamesburg yesterday and got my third tattoo.  The guys there are really great and Eddie did an awesome job on my arm!  You can check it out in my photo a...
Posted by Brian {Joker} on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 06:00:00 PST

Lately....

I don't know, lately i've been feeling very strange.  I've just been thinking about my life and what i'm doing with it and something doesn't seem right.  I mean, I have a decent job with gre...
Posted by Brian {Joker} on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:05:00 PST

The Time Has Come Again....

As many of you know, Halloween is my favorite holiday, it's during my favorite season of the year, it's full of superstition, and it gives you the chance to put something on and become someone complet...
Posted by Brian {Joker} on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:51:00 PST

Updates!

It's been awhile so I figured that i'd fill you in.  All of my audition material for Who Wants To Be A Superhero has been sent in, hopefully I was good enough to get on.  Even if the video w...
Posted by Brian {Joker} on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:28:00 PST

My New Toy....

So I FINALLY got my X-Box 360, months and months after I had originally planned on getting it.  I'm very happy with it except for one thing...I CAN'T CONNECT TO THE INTERNET YET!!!!  My cabl...
Posted by Brian {Joker} on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:23:00 PST

Major Changes!

Hey everyone.  As you all know I was planning on being Jack Sparrow for Halloween this year.  I've been planning this for a long time, I even grew my hair out as well as my goatee.  Sad...
Posted by Brian {Joker} on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 09:09:00 PST

End Of August Plans!

I want to try and get as many people as possible together to go to Six Flags Great Adventure on Tuesday August 29th! If there is anyone that is interested, please, send me a message or an email a...
Posted by Brian {Joker} on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 07:14:00 PST

Updates!

Check out my pictures section for new stuff!  I added some artwork (some old stuff), plus pictures from Halloween of 2004 when I was Doc Ock (made the costume myself, just like I did with Scarecr...
Posted by Brian {Joker} on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 11:42:00 PST

Update on my life......

Well, i'm still going strong this year.  I've really never been happier.  I've got great new friends, i'm going to Disney at the end of the month, and I am down a grand total of 30 LBS!!!!!&...
Posted by Brian {Joker} on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 07:58:00 PST