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Dave

Excelsior mothafuckas!!!!!

About Me

Hi there. I'm Dave, and I wear a lot of hats. Upcoming comedian, voice actor, writer, amateur paranormal theorist and even photographer with ladies wrapped up in silk for fashion and fetish.

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My Interests

Comedy, karaoke, sci-fi and fantasy, animation, kinky and submussive silk loving ladies, the paranormal and unexplained, psychic phenomena, hero/paranormal/apocalyptic future RPG's

I'd like to meet:

Fun loving people, sci-fi/fantasy/comic fans, psychics, animation fans, anyone interested in love bondage, ladies who like scarves in fashion and fetish, UFO abductees, otherkin, people with a good sense of humor and are open minded enough not to promote censorship any more! Oh, and people who think this is cool.
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Music:

Rob Zombie, Evanescence, Soil, Sevendust, Live, The Darkness, Tone Loc, Digital Underground, Afroman, N.E.R.D., Disturbed, Finger Eleven, Enya, Loreena McKennitt, Gravity Kills, Shakkazombie, Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back soundtrack, Ram Jam, SpiderBait, and even though I don't have his album yet, John Cena's music has been making my head nod a bit. Korn, A Perfect Circle/Tool, Akira Yamaoka and Mary Elizabeth MgGlynn, from the Silent Hill soundtracks.

Movies:

Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back, Clerks 2, Dumb and Dumber, Bloodsport, Forest Gump, Liar Liar, Street Fighter 2 the Animated Movie, Batman Beyond Return of the Joker Director's cut, Jackass, Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, Terminator 2, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Crash, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Evil Dead 1 and 2, Army of Darkness, Batman Begins, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Final Fantasy Advent Children(A MUST-SEE!), the first 2 X-Men movies, not the last POS. And come on, how can you NOT like the SAW series? Black Sheep(the Kiwi horror, not the Chris Farley flick), Justice League: The New Frontier, Transformers, and CLOVERFIELD! The movie's a 9 out of 10!

Television:

ADULT SWIM! Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Mad Mad House, Tripping the Rift, Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis, Battlestar Galactica, Justice League, Teen Titans, The Boondocks, Drawn Together, South Park, G4, Smallville, Supernatural, X-Play, Attack of the Show, Who Wants to be a Superhero?

Books:

James Redfield's series The Celestine Prophecy, The Tenth Insight, the Secret of Shambhala, Kingdom Come, Knights of the Dinner Table, the Earth/Universe/Paradise X series, Overlords of Atlantis and the Great Pyramid, The Return of Barry Allen, Natural Cures 'THEY' Don't Want you to Know About, the Rifts series by Palladium Books, why oh why did they kill Captain America!? Planet Hulk, Marvel Zombies, Marvel Zombies VS. Army of Darkness

Heroes:

Kal-El, Peter Parker, Wally West, Bruce Wayne, Alex Ross, Mike Waid, people who stand up for what they believe in despite the odds or crap they go through to achieve their goals. James Redfield, anyone who believes in love and understanding, and those willing to find their own paths. Matthew Atherton/Feedback, Jarrett Crippen/The Defuser and all my friends from Who Wants to be a Superhero?
Your results:
You are Magneto Magneto 62% Green Goblin 62% Dr. Doom 60% Apocalypse 60% The Joker 58% Venom 56% Riddler 55% Dark Phoenix 54% Two-Face 54% Lex Luthor 52% Kingpin 52% Mr. Freeze 51% Poison Ivy 46% Catwoman 45% Mystique 42% Juggernaut 34% You fear the persecution of those that are different or underprivileged so much that you are willing to fight and hurt others for your cause.
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My Blog

RPG goes green: Could this really work?

I'm currently in the beginning stages of a new role playing game with friends, and though it has some twists and turns from what the players expected, something came to mind that I can't help but wond...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 20 May 2008 06:47:00 PST

Looking for Number 1 Silk Lady 2008

Decisions, decisions...Fetish Con is coming up in a couple months, and not only do I have to decide who I'll get to work with, but I haven't begun looking for my Number 1 Silk Lady this year yet! For ...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 12 May 2008 07:16:00 PST

My letter to AMC for the Postal film, please join in!

I've seen on the Postal Nation website a post from president of Running With Scissors Vince Desi, this little note:POSTAL FANS! WE NEED YOUR HELP!As the world prepares for the POSTAL movie and POSTAL ...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 09 May 2008 12:13:00 PST

Attention artists! Interested in an RPG contest?

I've really got to become more mindful of my own creative strengths. Let me explain. Recently I made a post on the Palladium Books website where I pointed out a lacking of giant monsters of the Kaiju ...
Posted by Dave on Sun, 04 May 2008 08:13:00 PST

Guess I’m not a Big Shot...Live or recorded

I want to thank everyone for voting for me on Big Shot Live. At one time, I got as high as 6 nationally in comedy! Unfortunately with bad news and other things hitting me in late February, I lost the ...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:56:00 PST

Bonepile is coming!

Terror. Horror. Both are synonyms of one another, although one is described as a genre of entertainment, while the other conjures mental pictures of zealots, destruction and day to day living for peop...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:22:00 PST

Cloverfield dvd review

I rarely ever feel an anticipation to buy a movie on dvd when it first comes out. I loved the Transformers movie, but still don't have the damn thing in my collection yet. Well, that and Saw 4 and oth...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:47:00 PST

So much to say and relearn

I want to thank everyone that's written or called to check up on me. I have to admit, I'm surprised to see so many people that I've seemed to have touched worrying for me. I'm not used to it. But it m...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:30:00 PST

Concerts and root canals! Whoop-dee-fucking-hooray!

Back to work, I get the CLoverfield special steelbook DVD, get ready to watch it, when I discover that night, my back lecf molar on my jaw is a bit more sensitive to a cold drink. Then I discover that...
Posted by Dave on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:27:00 PST

Life is moments, what matters now is...

...I don't know. I've tried. I really have.I've been putting off writing this for several months now, I thought I could get ove things. I honestly do seem to feel beter when I write how I feel, be it ...
Posted by Dave on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 09:31:00 PST