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Mr. Shity

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

So a judge sais "Mr. Shitted on the Book, will you come up and face the charges!" I sais,"Judge! Judge! I did not shit on no book! The book shitted on me. I do admit though, to have used it once or twice to wipe my ass, but then again, Your Highness, surely You do not want me to come up to your throne stinking like shit!"

My Interests

Life is so big, it is bigger then life! I say, if you gonna go for something go for the best. I want it all, personally, and it is all contained in this life because after all, it is all we got.

I'd like to meet:

I like meeting everything everywhere existing in the past, present, and future.

Music:



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Movies:

Movies are cool.

Television:

tv!

My Blog

Abnormal thinking

What is this shit? It is a piece of kaka! Kaka doodle doo! Doodle didi dum! Pum pum! Me want! Pum pum me get some! I do doodoo! I done shit. I wasn't there but I flow over some shit. It is so big! Pow...
Posted by Mr. Shity on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 10:34:00 PST

Normal thinking

So quitting many things that I came to realize were not so good for me was hard. Quitting a thing just for the hell of it was easier. I quit it all for 1 week, and then I did one thing but I didn't do...
Posted by Mr. Shity on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 10:08:00 PST

Silence

Be quiet! Quiet!!! I tell you. Shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you know what silence sounds like?! Well? DO IT!!! Silence! Silence! No more sound!! I don't want to hear anything anymore! SHHHHHH!!!! BE QUIE...
Posted by Mr. Shity on Wed, 21 May 2008 10:56:00 PST

Bla

Bla bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla bla bla. Bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla bla bla, bla bla bla bla. Bla bla! Bla bla bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla. Bla bla, bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla. ...
Posted by Mr. Shity on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 02:05:00 PST

SHITTY CAT part 1

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Posted by Mr. Shity on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:52:00 PST

April

 April said "Hello." April said, "Hi." April said "Hello."  April said "Hi." April said "Hello."April said "Good Bye."...
Posted by Mr. Shity on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:42:00 PST

My mama didnt let me join Jihad.

Hello everybody. My name is Bull Abdul Mukha-fli. I really want to go jihad. Muhajeed is like sun and blood of unfaithfull is like the moon my sheik Alla sais. I want jihad very very much. A...
Posted by Mr. Shity on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:22:00 PST

I need your opinion

NoW! !! I seen OskarS yeSterdAy anD a wOman wOn an Oskar for playing Bob Dylon or MayBe She waS juSt noMinaTed. Its liKe me geTinG an oSkar foR bEinG MarGareT ThAtchEr, the QueeN of EnglAnd aNd fuCkin...
Posted by Mr. Shity on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:48:00 PST

Shitys shit

Shity did it!Shity done it!Shit is shity's all good shit.Shit is shiznit!Shity shizle!Shit worth shit, and Shity's the shit!So so so so so much shit.Born in shit and live in shit and die and shit and ...
Posted by Mr. Shity on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:49:00 PST

i SO COOL

I do cool I drop outa schoolI smoke blunts and drink boozTalk buncha shit Give people their duesMr. Shity is my nameI got plenty of infamouse fameI known all disticts of PoliceI banned from every bar ...
Posted by Mr. Shity on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 01:59:00 PST