PHOTOGRAPH 1937 VANCOUVER BC
It is my strong opinion that crop circles, along with the increasing number of UFO sightings are a method being used by extraterrestrial intelligences to prepare the psychology of mankind for the eventual "landing on the whitehouse lawn" (although I'd hate to think about them meeting the evil fuck who lives there). A slow gradual introduction to the idea of extraterrestrials is much less likely to cause panic and chaos in a world population. Polls show that already the majority of human beings believe that there is some kind of intelligence out there and that Earth is being visited. That is a drastic change of public perception from even a hundred years ago. Crop circles began as very simple patterns but have grown exponentially in complexity and mathematical elegance over the years and continue to follow this trend. Even with just the current level of complexity found in recent crop circles, the idea that a few human "rebel artists" could create one of these massive and extremely intricate designs in just one night so that they were magically there in the morning is ludacris and insulting to anyone with an iota of intelligence. Even with the level of complexity in the patterns themselves aside, the molecular composition of the crops found within crop circles defies scientific explanation. Also, while a human being using boards strapped to their feet is capable of creating a very, very rough crop circle design, they will ALWAYS break the wheat and snap the stems using that method. In legitamate crop circles, EVERY SINGLE stem of wheat is FOLDED, not broken. Like the wheat decided to lay down and take a gentle nap. It is simply IMPOSSIBLE for a human being to accomplish this. Not difficult, not "tricky" for a gang of bar hoppers having a wild night and not a "complex undertaking" for a group of scientifically curious college students. It...is...IMPOSSIBLE. No human being could make these things.
My opinion is that the complexity and size of crop circles will continue to rise until even the most dense individual has to admit that there's no way a human being could have done it. My friend, I'm certain that within our lifetime we will have the opportunity to witness the official introduction of alien intelligences to mankind. So stop worrying about your silly bills.
THAT'S NOT THE EARTH OR THE SUN IN THE BACKGROUND