Anthony - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a walking contradiction. I'm the guy that has: "Nothing" IS perfect! as a headline and then a page riddled with html crap. I'm a big phony. I use pre-set formulas for EVERYTHING! I'm very "just-add-water" or recently, "plug-and-pray". Since I'm completely devoid of any and all creativity and/or original thought, I rely heavily on this method of plugging-in variables to impress friends and colleagues with jokes, thoughts, and the seemingly innocuous persona I've engineered over years of painstaking trial-and-error... This persona also serves as a smokescreen to divert attention from the fact that I am lost in my own shell, lazy and afraid. Eventually my paint-by-number life will drive me to the brink of depression and possibly suicide... Other than that, I'm a material girl livin' in a material world....Taste is not the only sense that can be stimulated: touch can also be played with (contrasts of temperatures and textures), as well as smell, sight (colours, shapes, trompe dâ€™oeil, etc.), whereby the five senses become one of the main points of reference in the creative cooking process.Es de MUY, pero MUY PUTO tener una pagina en Myspace. El verdadero macho argentino proveniente del barrio de Saavedra no necesita de Internet para garcharse minas y tener amigos."Shiksas are for practice."

My Interests

broken headphones, apple computers, Macintosh, McIntosh apples, peanut butter and apples, matÃ© (pronounced: MA-tae), soldering, naked time, academy screeners, all things argentine, music, creating/making all sorts of things, low-class gourmet cooking, key commands (collect them all!), Gabrielle Union, playing the guitar, organizing my music collection, irony, white tuna sashimi, mark ryden, a nice game of chess, the art of conversation, subtly, watching little kids eat (it's adorable!), spending money I don't have, playing with food.

I'd like to meet:

: Molecular Gastronomes : Sound Chasers : Conversationists : Shit Stirrers: Physicists : Chemists : Industrial Designers : Synesthesiacs : Story Tellers : Comedians : Travelers : Philosophers : Loose Women : People More Creative Than I :

Music:

"MUSIC FOR ME IS PROOF OF THE EXISTENCE OF G-D." -KURT VONNEGUT.

Movies:

Be my Netflix friend

Anything that has good acting, a decent story and solid cinematography. Also, movies that talk about a prophecy and refer to it as "The Prophecy" (with the exception of Star Wars) annoy me just a little.

Television:

The Venture Bros , Kappa Mikey , Chappelle's Show, Myth Busters, Frasier, Jeopardy!, Queer Eye, Top Chef, Good Eats, Iron Chef, Entourage, ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, Flight of the Concords & other ignant programs.

Books:

His Dark Materials, Foucault's Pendulum, Brave New World, Dharma Bums and many, many more! To tell you the truth, I enjoy novels but I'm more of a reference book kinda guy.

Heroes:

Quincy Jones, Rupert Neve, Robert Moog, Shozo Kinoshita, Stevie Wonder, Jimi Hendrix, J. S. Bach, Bob Marley, Ernesto Guevara, Alberto Einstein, Leonardo da Vinci, Steve Jobs, Dr. Nel Painter, Steve Wozniak, Burrell Smith, Andy Hertzfeld, Ferran Ardia, Marco Pierre White. Honorable mention to Wes Anderson.