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kolacek

ewww...gross!

About Me

• I am completely apathetic about everything except social justice and the arts.
• I also work for this band . They are awesome. Please add them.

PS: If you act like this guy below I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE JUNK REALLY FUCKING HARD.

Stating it much better than I did.

Belial dancing before Solomon. From Jacobus de Teramo's
Das Buch Belial, printed at Augsburg, 1473.

Look...up in the sky! it's a bird! It's a goat! It's...it's your mom? It's BAPHOMET!

Cesky Republik.

Caslav.

My mother died and all I got was this lousy postcard.

The nazi "liquidation" of Lidice, Bohemia June 10, 1942. [...apparently, THIS NEVER HAPPENED!]

Own who you are.

My Interests


From the Muzeum Alchymie in Kutná Hora, CZ

Cocaine, cos your new friends are your real friends.

This would fall under "irony."

I'd like to meet:



Music:

I like whatever the popular people say is cool.

Movies:

See "music."

Television:



Yeh yeh. It's a "genre" show. It is also a Peabody Award-winning drama, which is the motion picture equivalent of the cure for cancer. Genre shows get away with criticizing our shitty government, so catch it before the red states have it cancelled.

Oh...I also watch "Supernatural." Don't make me kick your ass, cos I will.

Books:



My Blog

Myspace saves the day.

Say what you want about Myspace.It is a dubious thing sometimes.That being said...it also just allowed me to straighten out a serious problem I am having in another country quite far from here.This ba...
Posted by kolacek on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:08:00 PST

FYI to all of the guys in San Fran.

So I showed up to my friends' hangout spot the other day, and I walked into the O.K. Corral."Erik, we have all decided that you are the biggest sleazebag man-whore in San Francisco.""Uhhhm...why?""Cos...
Posted by kolacek on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 10:26:00 PST

This is from the lovely Dawn.

I got stuck with someone very similar to this all Monday night.No, it wasn't myself....
Posted by kolacek on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 10:09:00 PST

If you really want to worry about me...

...be worried because I hang out with guys who make Christmas puppet videos.(That's my friend Luke on the right)...
Posted by kolacek on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:17:00 PST

The Most Gothy Menorah Ever.

SO I ended up painting it all black, on account of I can't paint a straight line to save my life and my Stars of David looked all goofy.After Hanukkah is over, I think I am going to put it on the Joel...
Posted by kolacek on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 02:09:00 PST

INCOMING!

Anyone else smell smoke?That would be me exploding over the desert.Maybe I'll hallucinate a soda machine and make it out alive.EDIT:Soda machine spotted!  But is it Pepsi...or is it TAB?GAHHHH!!!...
Posted by kolacek on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 04:37:00 PST

You're a mean one, Mr. Dell.

Where's my new "cat-proof" laptop, Dell Computers?Why, the UPS Nevada shipping hub, you say?But if it's "already got my fingerprints all over it," why can't I touch it yet?Come on.I need it!I have thi...
Posted by kolacek on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:02:00 PST

Yes yes, I know...

...life is not fair.But for fuck's sake...could it just throw me a bone once in awhile?
Posted by kolacek on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:05:00 PST

Ratatat and the Faint.

...did not excite me at all last night.Which totally bummed me out because I really like The Faint.Maybe it's just the Mezzanine?  I dunno.More likely it was the crowd.  Blah blah blah....
Posted by kolacek on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 03:40:00 PST

The "Flirting Guy" has died (Reuters).

He passed away today due to severe bleeding from a knife in the back.  The body was cremated.Too bad, so sad.Another man had.Find another patsy to make you feel glad.I feel so much love in this t...
Posted by kolacek on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:00:00 PST