Matt Jones

You can give me some head, but keep the breakfast in bed, I'd rather spend my morning digging throug

About Me

Sunglasses bumps, moustache training, frayed-yet-formal, what else can we fit in this Honda, could you pick me up a Sparks, IM as the new phone convo, haircuts for Becks, bass-less like When Doves Cry, tinny speakers blasting Fiddy, 666 friends is all I need, superphone, Excel sheet freakouts, buddies in the Clink, living the dream.

My Interests

Movies:

Realmas, Glitter.

Television:

Dog the Bounty Hunter is my fave.

Books:

The dark, dark woods; what drives a man to parricide; the fire of my loins; a monster in the kingdom of kitsch; a hell of a long time to hang out by yourself; overweight historians in washed out cities.

Heroes:

Kurt Cobain, Ralf und Florian, The Wolf brothers (not kings), Suge Knight.

My Blog

Telemarketing

On being a telemarketer: You may think that selling wine on the phone is a great job, and I wouldn't completely disagree with you. There are perks, like getting free wine at work, and no one REALLY...
Posted by Matt Jones on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST