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Amanda Bottlerocket

Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself,

About Me



this thinger basically sums me up

in all honesty, i'm a very uninteresting person.
umm, i like kitties and ponies and anything that's pink and glittery.

i LOVE my bike

i DESPISE other females with rare exception

i LOVE my daughter, my husband, our cat, my bike, and my job

i really only have time to assocaite with other mac shackers.

in fact, i write a pretty funny blog about the dumb shit that happens there. why? because work is my life.....

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My Interests

castle stewart, scotland (i'd rather be there than here)
things i kinda dig: black eyeliner
well done eye makeup
super shiny lip gloss
hott hair
interesting amounts of glitter
over priced after hours cocktails
couture clothes
stiletto shoes
scarves and mittens
ties
fall
indie pop dance music
bad hip hop
painting
preliminary sketches that turn out better than the finished painting
cats
afternoon tea
glam trannies
ex boyfriends
degenerates
trouble makers
booty shakers
drunken acts of total debauchery
random make out sessions
boxing and bar fights
ice skating
philadelphia socialite refugees
theatre, the ballet, opera, plays, art museums and the like
pre-renaissance european history
presbyterian and reformation era theology

my future home, god willing. if only i can convince my green husband to live in orange country.... whatever's, what i like changes almost daily....I scored a 67% on the "how myspace are you?" Quizie! What about you?

I'd like to meet:

if you're a band/business/whatever, i won't even look at you if you're not in reno.
i will add people who:
♥ i work with
♥ i already know
♥ who have rockin' little kids like mine for play dates and birthday parties
♥ who like tea and knitting
♥ who want to start book circles
♥ who play cards and/or board games
♥ who ride beach cruisers
♥ who like brent spiner's music and listen to public radio
♥ who will fix my car when i break it
♥ who won't come between my husband and i (meaning don't impose on my time)
♥ who aren't psycho shit talking dumb asses

or, if you can think of something else nifty that we may have in common (like usage of antique vocabulary or wine tastings and fondue?) then send me a pitch.

this is my panda. his name is fester.

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

national public radio and whatever shit whoever i am hanging out with is listening to. or whatever brian left in when i get in the car.

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Movies:

i have finger puppet magnets on my fridge of marie curie, charles darwin, albert einstein, and isaac newton that i purchased at the franklin institute in philadelphia. i don't know what this has to do with movies except that these four people lived far more significant and interesting lives than even harrison ford did, so... take that however you want.

Television:

who needs soap operas when you live my life?

Books:

vonnegut, huxley, thompson, palahniuk, orwell, tolstoy, you know, the usual slew

Heroes:

heroes are delicious sandwiches, though i prefer to call them hoagies since i am from philadelphia. however, i greatly prefer a good cheesesteak to a hoagie, and my favorite cheesesteaks come from this cart a block over from rittenhouse square where they get a good dousing of carbon monoxide and smog into them before i ingest them, and that for some reason makes them taste even better! but if i have to sit down and eat them, i like them from jim's steaks on south street. because well, i don't know, jim's is frikkin awesome like that?

My Blog

memoirs vol 5ish

i know i know, a lot of funny shit has happened and i PROMISED to put it on here!  leave me alone, moving is busy business.  ok, now, what do i remember about the last few weeks? aside from ...
Posted by fille moyenne on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:46:00 PST

memoirs vol 4 aka - we need to do something about chuck

1) for reals, he told B the other day he was going to weed out the managers (meaning luis and kris) and we can't let that happen. kris and luis are awesome managers. and if you don't agree, try workin...
Posted by fille moyenne on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 04:24:00 PST

memoirs of a waitress vol 3

the full moon really does bring them out, doesn't it? everyone at work has already heard me bitching about last nights massive wave of total assholes, but here's a few for everyone i haven't...
Posted by fille moyenne on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:49:00 PST

memoirs of a waitress vol 2

the morals of today's story, don't be an asshole for no reason.  it's very un-nice. so, one of my first tables today was 2 teenage girls.  they were awesome.  very nice girls with fabul...
Posted by fille moyenne on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:54:00 PST

memoirs of a waitress vol 1

one of the things i will say for waitressing is this, i end the day with some of the best (or worst) stories.  acts of stupidity and trashiness that i never knew humans were capable of, until i s...
Posted by fille moyenne on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:38:00 PST

a triumphant reaturn to myspace?

yeah, yeah, so i haven't been on here steadily for almost a year now.  sorry, i refused to buy a computer after chris left.  my bad. anyway, brian and i broke down and got a brand new dell a...
Posted by fille moyenne on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:26:00 PST

east vs west, a comparitive study in my own superficiality

on the west coast, you will frequently hear me say that i need to loose 20lbs, or how i feel i am unattractive, especially when compared to my acquaintances that are not nearing that 30 mark.  be...
Posted by fille moyenne on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:58:00 PST

for the feral cat in my life

sara you bitch, i just pee'd from laughing so hard at that video!  awesomeness.   and now, right back atcha....   in 2006 have you....had more then 4 boyfriends/girlfriends?:  haha...
Posted by fille moyenne on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 04:16:00 PST

orwell got it all wrong

the party never would have executed goldstein then again, bin laden is still out there somewhere.... but if i have to start calling w big brother i may lose my lunch happy new years, don't forget you...
Posted by fille moyenne on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 07:49:00 PST

top 8?

why does amanda only have a top 2?  what the fuck? doesn't she like me anymore? why aren't i on there? wah wah wah well the answer is simple children. there are only 2 people on myspace who i se...
Posted by fille moyenne on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 05:48:00 PST