Shit Happens |
Forrest Gump was dead on when he said
"It happens"
in reference to "Shit."
Example 1:
I get a letter in the mail around the end of June, 2008 from my auto insurance company that reads in big bold let...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 07:45:00 GMT |
CUNT! |
As I am sure you are aware, people fucking suck...but this guy tips the top of the suck chart. So I am at work working on night audit numbers (complicated, stressful, boring revenue... but I will not ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:59:00 GMT |
The Chronicles of Starbucks Parking Wars and the Wicked Wrinkled Wench |
So last night I went to Starbucks on my lunch break at about 2:30 in the morning. You know, the one on Kietzke that's open 24 hours...the only one open 24 hours. So anyway, I turn left at by the Apple...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:21:00 GMT |
Love and Hate |
Things I Love:-Cream Cheese-Cream Cheese Rangoons-Giant sunglasses -The color Green-Asparagus-Butter (preferably whipped)-Puppies...mainly mine. (pomeranians!)-My car (the Brave Little Toaster)-Laught...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:48:00 GMT |
Cremation Of Sam McGee |
..>..>..>..> ..>..>..> Cremation of Sam McGee ..> ..>..>..>..> Robert W. Service There are strange things done in the midnight sun By the men who moil for gold; The Arcti...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 20:42:00 GMT |
Comedy Central Presents: Demetri Martin 2004 |
Demetri Martin: I like parties, but I don't like pinatas because pinatas promote violence toward flamboyant animals. Demetri Martin: I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the pinata pro...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 19:53:00 GMT |
My fishie :( |
I have a 5-gal fish aquarium with six fishies...Well, four now...There are Two of these speckled black and silver catfish, two gold-fish looking fish (but don't you dare make the mistake of thinking t...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 23:46:00 GMT |
I went postal and shot them all. |
Okay, so maybe brett snyder had a great idea about going to traffic court with a gun and shooting everyone...but i ended up not doing that (although i did have a nice chuckle as i sat there imagining ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 00:38:00 GMT |
I hate the police |
Last thursday was the worst day of my life here in Reno...
It all started the wednesday night before. Being it was the last two weeks of school, my English 101 teacher had decided that it was very imp...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 00:20:00 GMT |
Christianity vs. the Da Vinci Code |
So i read the book...of course....and it was increadible. do i buy into the things it says about christ? was he married? did he have a child? and if he did, does that make him any less holy? christian...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 07:27:00 GMT |
