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About Me

1. young & breathless, always. 2. unfailingly adventure prone. 3. advocate of dancing as a miracle cure-all. 4. strong distrust of people who don't like cats. 5. compulsive about breakfast routines and matching. 6. perpetually in a heart vs. head battle in which the blood-pumper wins. 7. delicate flower I am not, but a lady at heart. 8. everything is better after midnight. 9. equal parts sass, class, and ass. 10. memory like a 3 ton wooly mammoth. 11. messy, but never dirty.
also see: precocious, charming, inappropriate, contradictory, impulsive, quixotic. my hands are always cold, and music is encoded in my dna. I'm a blonde indian, and I'm probably taller than you.

My Interests

the good life

words

roots

gates

songs

facial hair
picnics

cats

mottos

blondes

porn

lights

vices

perseverance

unsolved mysteries

the Dirty Bumper
west-add

tomfoolery, serendipity, sarcasm, subterfuge, attention to detail, champagne sundays, heartbeats, scar stories, polaroids, cubbyhole coffeehouses, excess/extremes... and all things incurably romantic or inherently zany.
I also enjoy DIY manicures and a good burrito.

I'd like to meet:

MOOOORE.

wayfarers, persifleurs, rainy day women, renaissance men, gunjumpers, hotsteppers, rotund felines, and a clever muse with mightily magnanimous patience. but please, bear in mind, I've stopped accepting applications for troublemakers, vegans, and hindu satanists this year. excepting the rare and fortuitous occasion that someone might combine the three lifestyles. then we'll talk.

Movies:

this is spinal tap, swingers, the jerk, annie hall, wet hot american summer, office space, mean girls, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, go, confessions of a dangerous mind, high fidelity

Television:

flight of the conchords, arrested D, skinemax

Heroes:

My Blog

to be tattooed on my derrière

I found this quote on a blank business card sticking out of a crack between the seats on the 38 geary almost a year ago, and I've carried it with me every day since. it's always been a reminder t...
Posted by the hurricane on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:36:00 PST

king of the hill

although sonoma's rolling hills and sprawling vineyards are plentiful, I live in a condominium complex near to those amenities that is not entirely unlike a senior citizen community. there is one...
Posted by the hurricane on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 05:33:00 PST

true story

until I was in the 8th grade, I had the words navel and anus mixed up. I went around telling people I wanted to get my anus pierced, and wondered why they looked at me funny. I also thought vagina was...
Posted by the hurricane on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 09:08:00 PST

it's the little things.

I like watching drunk people at my restaurant try and hail pizza delivery cars for a ride home. large coffee with a shot of vanilla torani. marilyn monroe postcards from mom. shop cats. more specifica...
Posted by the hurricane on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:18:00 PST

party on, 9/11

today I called my mom to check in and let her know that I was still alive and kicking in brooklyn, despite having to battle off a nasty hangover. the wonder twins did a back handspring off the wagon a...
Posted by the hurricane on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 12:23:00 PST

how do you wash a giant baby?

classic dinner moment with the fam. I looked at my seriously disappointing cucumber salad and was suddenly struck with the impulse to grab one of those slimy little suckers and fling ...
Posted by the hurricane on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 12:11:00 PST

well it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it

disjointed friday: kombucha tastes like someone pissed in a bottle of vitamin water, but it sure does take the edge off of hangovers. it's helpful in that sense, but it won't keep you from accidentall...
Posted by the hurricane on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 04:25:00 PST

this explains a lot.

the brain damage took place in '94... ...
Posted by the hurricane on Thu, 25 May 2006 03:33:00 PST

figures.

the cat is very intently watching the dancing strawberry on the banner ad at the top of this page and is likely thinking the same thing I am. it's making me a bit dizzy and nauseous. I want ...
Posted by the hurricane on Sat, 13 May 2006 01:24:00 PST

sex/politics/muni

wrote this a few weeks ago and forgot to post it-- it was a particularly miserable wait for the 21 line on Friday night, as I stood with my arms crossed under the hooded stop. ...
Posted by the hurricane on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 05:47:00 PST